Well, we are holding what amounts to a gigantic fly-swatter...
Rotem_Dishon said:
Well, we are holding what amounts to a gigantic fly-swatter...
but....but poor stupid annoying cute fairies.....
They are harmless just ignore them. I'm sure Hilda's will is strong enough
This is you taking the piss for us not taking the shiny charm, huh?

I voted, but not sure if it was the right decision. Flyswatter might work.
Ogodei-Khan said:
This is you taking the piss for us not taking the shiny charm, huh?

I voted, but not sure if it was the right decision. Flyswatter might work.
Nope it's a random event, I roll dice and pick from a list.
When is the next vote? Monday?
It's fine, everybody. I've been told that I know what the best choice is, which means whichever choice I think is best IS best, right?

Incidentally, my choice, much as it pains me to say it, is to join the flyswatter bandwagon.
Well normally i would try to run but I think that Imasuky gived us a clue with the right choice She (sorry if i al wrong) said that no normal weapon would work bit thank to the weirdness that is the trademark in this site de don't have a normal weapon se have a fucking sign if we are lucky we can smash enought fairies to scare the rest
While I certainly like the idea of being the center of a fairy fuckfest, they started that whole "Hey listen!" shit.
Kill them all with the goddamn sign.
Just wanted to share this, felt it was appropriate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sjjvzb0xJaA

Also just wanted to let you all know that bashing the faires was not the best choice, wasn't the worst either.
Ok doing something a little special here, due to the effects of the fairies you can't level up right away, you'll get 2 level ups after this though 1 for the fairy encounter and a second for this one.

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http://www.strawpoll.me/12025774
Well, I feel like they won't just let us leave, and the milk seems like a bad plan, so... Uh... Cowgirl sex it is, I guess!
The milk thing is kinda a ... thing for me. So ...
JoanieSappho said:
The milk thing is kinda a ... thing for me. So ...
It's so rich and creamy and sweet. Not to mention warm, just the perfect thing to relax with and clear up that nasty hang over.
Fuck it, we should go whole hog here.
Ogodei-Khan said:
Fuck it, we should go whole hog here.
Been playing a lot of Overwatch recently, and I can't take that statement seriously as a result.
I'm closing the vote a bit early since there was such a lead and it does sound like pepole want the milk orgy.
I feel like somebody much cleverer than I could make a joke about a land of milk and honey, considering Hilda's encounters so far. Does the maze count as a holy land?
Alien said:
I feel like somebody much cleverer than I could make a joke about a land of milk and honey, considering Hilda's encounters so far. Does the maze count as a holy land?
It is for the Cult of the Overlady. For them getting sent in is the highest honor.

It's also amazing how lucky Hilda's been so far in terms of encountering some of the least dangerous things every time so far.
This one was a lot of fun, hope you enjoy it. I milked it for as much sex as I could. I'd say this one is cream of the crop.

I doubt I can do butter than this. Alright I'll stop this is getting a bit to cheesy and I'm not some kind of munster....

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What do you take
http://www.strawpoll.me/12066271

Fairy level up
http://www.strawpoll.me/12066274

Cow level up
http://www.strawpoll.me/12066282

What path
http://www.strawpoll.me/12066288
mixing them together seems pretty obvious that its the best solution
Much as I'm sure alchemy is supposed to be happening in a different CYOA, lets mix these two substances that we know little about beyond what they do to us, and hope for the best!

Also, lets go meet the stupid fun giant yellow face monolith in the east!
JksAccount said:
Much as I'm sure alchemy is supposed to be happening in a different CYOA, lets mix these two substances that we know little about beyond what they do to us, and hope for the best!
That's what science is, right? I'm pretty sure that's how science works. Let's do some science.
Alien said:
That's what science is, right? I'm pretty sure that's how science works. Let's do some science.
It's a good option surprised Hilda could think of how smart it is.
Looking at the polls makes me obligated to say something for Hilda's sake. Hey, geniuses, 20 is the max a stat can get. Stop levelling it.
megahellreaper said:
Looking at the polls makes me obligated to say something for Hilda's sake. Hey, geniuses, 20 is the max a stat can get. Stop levelling it.
Yeah 1 more point and it hits the max allowed by level ups....I will think about raising the cap, of course that would mean enemies would get a stat boost. I'll leave that up to all of you.

http://www.strawpoll.me/12072372
Here's the new part.

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Who do you learn from
http://www.strawpoll.me/12081223
+4 to all stats seems like a pretty sweet deal 2 me and even if there wasnt a stat boost anything is worth more lamia
Fuck it, let's just try to max out all our stats. What's the worst that could happen?