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After the disaster that was D.V4 head mistress had to up the enthusiasm again. But how? To her surprise and luck, two girls have been protesting againts Auction house for the 5th day now. They might do. She invited them in, protending like she is willing to listen to their demands. But as soon as they were inside, head mistres placed hypno collars on their necks, entracing them instantly. After weeks of training, they no longer think about protesting. They dont' hate auction house. They love it. They want to be sold by it. Sold to a nice master/mistress
Their names?
Slave unit ALPHA: Zeld4
Slave unit BETA: M1dn4

Up to 2 people can win this auction. This is one and only time when you can get 2 slaves for price of one.
I'll bid the hidden fourth piece of the Triforce for Zeld4
So either 1 person wins both or 2 people win either?
Interesting.
I'll bid my next 2 Auction House paychecks for both
Fuck it, I'll give this a try. I'm bidding 3 hours of Mindwipe's time. Why his? Because I lay claim to it. Always.
Damn, if I wasn't bet by Ami I would bet for Midna xP Oh well
StepfordCrimson said:
Damn, if I wasn't bet by Ami I would bet for Midna xP Oh well
If I win (which I won't), you can have her.
StepfordCrimson said:
Damn, if I wasn't bet by Ami I would bet for Midna xP Oh well
you can bid crimson just know that when your sold that they will come with you. also lets make it two winner this time just so we can give more people a chance to win big
shinylamp said:
you can bid crimson just know that when your sold that they will come with you. also lets make it two winner this time just so we can give more people a chance to win big
Our employer did say "Up to 2 people", so 1 or 2 people can win.
TalahDarkfang said:
Our employer did say "Up to 2 people", so 1 or 2 people can win.
yay ill help anyone who want s to big, just make it a convincing argument
i bet a masterpiece optimus prime, shattered glass colors. for midna.
I bet the entire land of Romania, 3 free premium brazzers accounts, multiple hypnosis devices, the ones that will bet after me, 3 slaves with big asses, all legendary weapons from shadow fight 3(lot of grinding) and a girl that played the role of santa clauses wife.
I bid an entire chest of rupees, 12 swords with infinite durability, and the ability to beat the original Legend of Zelda swordless for unit Zeld4.
I bet (For Zelda) an H-Bomb completely filled with chickens from the Legend of Zelda series.
It's this auction or the one where Kim-Jong-Un is buying weapons of mass destruction, so i'm gonna get laid tonight no matter what.
I bid myself, my two girlfriends, Sophia and Ashy, a set of Chaos Emeralds and Dragon Balls, a complete Bionicle G1 collection, a large assortment of big lego constructs, and a very large plush toy of Toad.

For Midna.
Pinkanator said:
I bid myself, my two girlfriends, Sophia and Ashy, a set of Chaos Emeralds and Dragon Balls, a complete Bionicle G1 collection, a large assortment of big lego constructs, and a very large plush toy of Toad.

For Midna.
Wow.
I was saving Y'all for an especially good auction, but you beat me to it.
Pinkanator said:
I bid myself, my two girlfriends, Sophia and Ashy, a set of Chaos Emeralds and Dragon Balls, a complete Bionicle G1 collection, a large assortment of big lego constructs, and a very large plush toy of Toad.

For Midna.
Wooooow, this is indeed one hell of a bid.
gives you dark magic books, a chest on magically addictive sex toys, a magic wind up key turning anyone into a wind up ballet dancer, a set of cat ear headphones, and a jet pack from the original gundam series ill even sweeten the deal by adding one free favor from Lucifer
Pinkanator said:
I bid myself, my two girlfriends, Sophia and Ashy, a set of Chaos Emeralds and Dragon Balls, a complete Bionicle G1 collection, a large assortment of big lego constructs, and a very large plush toy of Toad.

For Midna.
Ok I want those bionicles so bad
oneshot589 said:
gives you dark magic books, a chest on magically addictive sex toys, a magic wind up key turning anyone into a wind up ballet dancer, a set of cat ear headphones, and a jet pack from the original gundam series ill even sweeten the deal by adding one free favor from Lucifer
don't those favours usually have ironic punishments with cosmic evil wordplay?
Pinkanator said:
don't those favours usually have ironic punishments with cosmic evil wordplay?
What is Lucifer? A Genie?
TalahDarkfang said:
What is Lucifer? A Genie?
Satan, the big D, Ol' Hornhead, Beelzebub, Red and Horny, David Cage, Literally the actual Devil
I bid a magic lamp and my soul for both!
Pinkanator said:
Satan, the big D, Ol' Hornhead, Beelzebub, Red and Horny, David Cage, Literally the actual Devil
10000000000000000000000000 year ban for saying that name.
Pinkanator said:
Satan, the big D, Ol' Hornhead, Beelzebub, Red and Horny, David Cage, Literally the actual Devil
3 of those are pretty great personas.
wait hold on, that's unrelated.

Why you want Midna so bad
Enough waiting, I bet half life 3, and half life 2 chapter 1, 2, and 3. Plus some free weed, if you want it.
For Midna, I bid my virginity, my immortal soul, the Master Sword, and a mysterious painting from a friend of mine. Sorry, Pinky.
Frankly, though, this'll be great regardless of who wins.
TalahDarkfang said:
3 of those are pretty great personas.
wait hold on, that's unrelated.

Why you want Midna so bad
She's hot, sexy, and I need her to dom me.

Also, Ms. Auction girl person, I'll note i'd prefer imp form, but if the true form is perminant, I won't complain.
Ok, I might as well give it a shot. I will bet My entire waking memory bank (Including the memories of me beating cuphead and getting over it, if it matters), my entire video game collection (Including but not limited to PS2, Gamecube, Wii, Wii u, Xbox360, and PS4 titles), my soul, and 6 hours of my day every day (unpaid of course) to better the auction house in any way I can. Just for Zelda.
Pinkanator said:
She's hot, sexy, and I need her to dom me.

Also, mr Auction man person, I'll note i'd prefer imp form, but if the true form is perminant, I won't complain.
...I can't argue with that.
Head Mistress is not a Mr.
TalahDarkfang said:
...I can't argue with that.
Head Mistress is not a Mr.
whoops.
Pinkanator said:
whoops.
1zillion years banishment
Pinkanator said:
whoops.
To quote The Gatekeeper from nightmare: "...YOU'RE BANISHED!!! HAHAAAAAAA!"
TalahDarkfang said:
Omae wa... mou shindeiru.
well, um, consider this error reason to trial more intense, dark and painful brainwashing methods on this poor ignorant soul?
Well, maybe now that I finally have a profile picture I can actually win. I bid the Master Sword, Master Cycle Zero, Wind Waker, Ocarina of Time, the Fierce Deity's mask, and an infinite supply of light arrows.

Edit: Going for both, but preference to M1dn4, both because she's a much better character (at least in this iteration), and because everybody else seems to be going to Zeld4, making it more likely for me to get M1dn4.
supersmasher2020 said:
Well, maybe now that I finally have a profile picture I can actually win. I bid the Master Sword, Master Cycle Zero, Wind Waker, Ocarina of Time, the Fierce Deity's mask, and an infinite supply of light arrows.
for whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es
my bid is my entire estate equipped with mindless slave maids and the tech used to enslave them. and ill throw in half of my harem and an enslaved hive mind I've acquired in my travels. and while im happy to win either id prefer m1dn4
If i bid for Midna can i get her to transform into her other form?
I bet my collection of pokemon cards, all of the classic ones, and the new ones
I bet my collection of pokemon cards, all of the classic ones, and the new ones
eddyrichtofen115 said:
I bet my collection of pokemon cards, all of the classic ones, and the new ones
Alright I'll bet all MY pokemon cards, all y yu-gi-oh cards, and all my Duel Master cards.
supersmasher2020 said:
Well, maybe now that I finally have a profile picture I can actually win. I bid the Master Sword, Master Cycle Zero, Wind Waker, Ocarina of Time, the Fierce Deity's mask, and an infinite supply of light arrows.
Hold up, I already bid the Master Sword. What in tarnation do you think you're bidding?
Darcono said:
Hold up, I already bid the Master Sword. What in tarnation do you think you're bidding?
it's from another timeline, move along.
I bid 1 golden The Legend of Zelda nes cartage, The Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess (Wii), Kingdom Hearts 1.5, 2.5, 358/2 days, and re:coded, a replica of Riku's soul eater from Kingdom Hearts, a Future Trunks replica sword, a fully functional Tensa Zangetzu bankai katana, a Master Sword, goty edition Batman Arkham Origins, Asylum, and City (all PS3), and one Arkham City batarang ps3 remote, one Metroid Prime Trilogy with steel case (Wii).
I'll just donate 50 copies of Super Mario Odyssey, an exclusive copy of Mega Man 11, a better Sonic 4 (Sonic Mania), and like over 9 million Rupees.
I bid an infinite supply of lamp oil, rope, and bombs. You want it? It's yours my friend. As long as you have midna
Pinkanator said:
it's from another timeline, move along.
Seems legit. I'm also gonna up the ante by bidding Cappy, in addition to my original bid.

Total bid: spoiler
Pinkanator said:
it's from another timeline, move along.
In that case, I claim the version from Breath of the Wild, after completing Trial of the Sword.
supersmasher2020 said:
In that case, I claim the version from Breath of the Wild, after completing Trial of the Sword.
Cool beans. I'll take the version from Twilight Princess.
Darcono said:
Cool beans. I'll take the version from Twilight Princess.
Hopefully the timelines don't overlap. Nintendo, confirm when Breath of the Wild is already.
Henry-killenger said:
Fuck it, I'll give this a try. I'm bidding 3 hours of Mindwipe's time. Why his? Because I lay claim to it. Always.
So....now we're bidding other people's times? ok xP
i bid the mind and soul of sheena fujibayasha and 100 million rupies
Well I don't think I'll win this bid so I'll just sit back and watch for this one
I’ll bid my birthright, a portal to the multiverse, and two of my servants. All on Zeld4.
supersmasher2020 said:
Hopefully the timelines don't overlap. Nintendo, confirm when Breath of the Wild is already.
Okay, I actually have an extremely complicated yet viable theory about Breath of the Wild's timeline placement. Long story short, it comes at the end of all timelines, as there are numerous names seen from various timelines throughout the game.
Pinkanator said:
well, um, consider this error reason to trial more intense, dark and painful brainwashing methods on this poor ignorant soul?
We’ll keep you in mind, Pink, but honestly I tend to be my own lab rat most of the time. It’s my favorite part of the employee benefits package! ;3

I’ll stay out of the bidding for this auction, but good luck to all of my coworkers who /are/ in the running! (And everyone else, as well!)
I bid 200 rubies, a magic scroll of soul binding, and a magic scroll of succubus summoning
Phantom said:
I bid 200 rubies, a magic scroll of soul binding, and a magic scroll of succubus summoning
200 rubies!? That enough to buy 30 bombs! We're really going up against the tough stuff today!
NinjaKirby said:
Okay, I actually have an extremely complicated yet viable theory about Breath of the Wild's timeline placement. Long story short, it comes at the end of all timelines, as there are numerous names seen from various timelines throughout the game.
Uh, how would that work? Is it sort of like Hyrule Warriors where its outside the timeline?
supersmasher2020 said:
200 rubies!? That enough to buy 30 bombs! We're really going up against the tough stuff today!
You do realize that the entry level for the bid is 50 Rupees? I may have misspelled it but my point still stands
I don't know about you, but, I just like watching these play out to see just how ridiculous the bids can get.
SuperTechno324 said:
I don't know about you, but, I just like watching these play out to see just how ridiculous the bids can get.
That's half the fun.
TalahDarkfang said:
That's half the fun.
I'd participate in the bidding, but, I'm waiting for one that really catches my eye. (And some of them were already taken, so there's that)
SuperTechno324 said:
I'd participate in the bidding, but, I'm waiting for one that really catches my eye. (And some of them were already taken, so there's that)
You're waiting on Crimson, huh
TalahDarkfang said:
You're waiting on Crimson, huh
Can't say I was, but, now I'm considering it.
Apple said:
We’ll keep you in mind, Pink, but honestly I tend to be my own lab rat most of the time. It’s my favorite part of the employee benefits package! ;3

I’ll stay out of the bidding for this auction, but good luck to all of my coworkers who /are/ in the running! (And everyone else, as well!)
Thanks applei always love your experiments you and d.va make an excellent team* wink*
my soul, 10,000 rupees, and $125.75
I bit my soul, 10000000 PULA, 3 sex slaves with big asses, Riley Weisses body, mind and soul, 10 hypnosis bracelets and 10000000000$( i know its not a real number) for zeld4, i dont like midna.
I'm going to bid my virginity!
I 100,000,000 rupees , a forest worth of deku sticks , all of my enslaved kokiris and a bimbofied gerudo with massive tits
As per usual, I bid my soul. In addition, I bid the souls of my 8 friends, half a bag of potatoes, my virginity, and $3.25 Canadian.
Phantom said:
You do realize that the entry level for the bid is 50 Rupees? I may have misspelled it but my point still stands
It was a joke about Zelda CDI. Your bet is fine.
auction end

allso for those who asked for other form M1DN4 - you get the sexy lezbian and NOT the transgender imp