Lets see what the community has got. Leave your best hypnosis themed pick up lines, jokes, or conversation starters here.

Hey baby pocket watch got your mind

Do you need a map?
Because you're lost in my eyes~!

Excuse me, does this smell like hypno gas to you?

*drools*

"Well, I hope those subliminals are working, 'cause otherwise what I'm about to say is going to sound strange..."

"I may be a Hypnotist, but I can assure that you won't ever be sleepy around me."

"Charmed, I'm sure."

"Some mentalists love the art of a good induction, I however prefer seduction."

"Catalepsy won't be the only thing making people stiff."

"You, me, and some NLP?"

"The Power of Suggestion is pretty potent, don't you agree?"

Look into this glass so I can check out dat ass.

So whatcha thinkin about?

Would you kindly spend the night with me?

"I'm guessing you were going to use a cheesy line on me, but your mind's completely blank now~"

Are you a hypnotist? No? Ah, I guess that's why you fell under MY spell.

"Hey, does this pendant go with my dress?"

Wanna hear a secret?

You have a huge crush on me.

What is your spaghetti policy here?