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crazycowproductions
>> #413911
Posted on 2021-04-05 22:01:35
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and Idea I had of a down on his luck powerful Sorcerer adventurer... well Ex-adventurer {maybe} that to pay the bills turns to his early childhood knowledge/profession skill. Being a Butler.

Makes an interesting comedy of him staying in debt, the question is, how did he go into the debt?

and sadly I have lack of idea on that one, need something comical, like being a Bad Gambler and lost a Dragon Hoard XD

Pieman754
>> #413913
Posted on 2021-04-05 22:23:26
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crazycowproductions said:
and Idea I had of a down on his luck powerful Sorcerer adventurer... well Ex-adventurer {maybe} that to pay the bills turns to his early childhood knowledge/profession skill. Being a Butler.

Makes an interesting comedy of him staying in debt, the question is, how did he go into the debt?

and sadly I have lack of idea on that one, need something comical, like being a Bad Gambler and lost a Dragon Hoard XD


Could always do something like, he made a bet he could easily win, like a one on one spell competition. His enemy's spell wasn't that impressive and it should have been an easy win. But mid cast, butler dude sneezes ruining his incantation and losing the bet. And because he thought it such an easy win he had bet his life savings.

crazycowproductions
>> #413914
Posted on 2021-04-05 22:30:24
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Pieman754 said:
Could always do something like, he made a bet he could easily win, like a one on one spell competition. His enemy's spell wasn't that impressive and it should have been an easy win. But mid cast, butler dude sneezes ruining his incantation and losing the bet. And because he thought it such an easy win he had bet his life savings.


Oh, that's a pretty nice one :3 I'll keep it in mind for sure

Posted on 2021-04-05 22:38:41
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crazycowproductions said:
and Idea I had of a down on his luck powerful Sorcerer adventurer... well Ex-adventurer {maybe} that to pay the bills turns to his early childhood knowledge/profession skill. Being a Butler.

Makes an interesting comedy of him staying in debt, the question is, how did he go into the debt?

and sadly I have lack of idea on that one, need something comical, like being a Bad Gambler and lost a Dragon Hoard XD


Beat a dragon and stole its hoard, but the dragon took him to court and sued for assault and battery, breaking and entering, and mental trauma for giving the dragon adventurer-based PTSD. The dragon won, so now he has to pay back the hoard (which he had already spent), with interest. The dragon was a legal citizen that paid his taxes after all, and the sorcerer did just break into his home so it was self-defense.

crazycowproductions
>> #413922
Posted on 2021-04-05 23:10:54
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SomebodyIUsedToHypno said:
Beat a dragon and stole its hoard, but the dragon took him to court and sued for assault and battery, breaking and entering, and mental trauma for giving the dragon adventurer-based PTSD. The dragon won, so now he has to pay back the hoard (which he had already spent), with interest. The dragon was a legal citizen that paid his taxes after all, and the sorcerer did just break into his home so it was self-defense.


XD

Eman230
>> #413925
Posted on 2021-04-05 23:17:12
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The dude managed to find a leprechaun or some other fairy's stash of gold and loot and made off with it. The robbed fae found out who did it, and went to him in disguise. In disguise, they got him to spend more and more money on credit for a massive party to celebrate his newfound wealth, getting him drunker and drunker to buy more and more stuff. Then right before it became time to pay up, the fae teleported away...along with all of the money.

crazycowproductions
>> #413935
Posted on 2021-04-06 01:03:50
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Eman230 said:
The dude managed to find a leprechaun or some other fairy's stash of gold and loot and made off with it. The robbed fae found out who did it, and went to him in disguise. In disguise, they got him to spend more and more money on credit for a massive party to celebrate his newfound wealth, getting him drunker and drunker to buy more and more stuff. Then right before it became time to pay up, the fae teleported away...along with all of the money.


X3 heh

Earth_is_fucked
>> #414029
Posted on 2021-04-06 14:49:14
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consider: all of the above, and the story changes every single time he tells it. truth spells don't stop this. if pressured into telling the story twice under the same truth spell, he will tell two entirely different stories. he is adamant that he's being entirely consistent with the tale, and can't see why everyone else is so confused about it when it's such a simple sequence of events.

crazycowproductions
>> #414272
Posted on 2021-04-08 07:20:33
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Earth_is_fucked said:
consider: all of the above, and the story changes every single time he tells it. truth spells don't stop this. if pressured into telling the story twice under the same truth spell, he will tell two entirely different stories. he is adamant that he's being entirely consistent with the tale, and can't see why everyone else is so confused about it when it's such a simple sequence of events.


XD XD XD oh my yes!

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