Posted on 2021-11-02 23:05:45
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The concept is cute but the reality of penguins is so terrifying…

Posted on 2021-11-03 00:57:17
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=O...mp;ab_channel=ArmyOfScrap

Posted on 2021-11-03 04:20:59
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Empress is best girl

Posted on 2021-11-04 22:36:17
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Wait. Is that Wing? From Royal Road?

Posted on 2021-11-10 00:50:41
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google Empress Last Origin

Posted on 2021-11-12 01:26:17
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Very cute. Whether she "snuggle-tized" me or not, I couldn't resist cuddling such a beautiful mommy with a cute costume like that.

Posted on 2021-12-19 15:48:06
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Transcript:
GWAHAHA~! YOU'RE NOT STOPPING MY PENGUIN ARMY NOOWW~ THERE'S NO ESCAPE ONCE MY WARM, COZY EMBRACE TAKES HOLD! C'MON~ DON'T YOU WANNA BE ONE OF MOMMY'S SWEET LITTLE BABIES? ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS
OBEY~

LOOK AT HOW HAPPY ALL MY LIL' PENGU BABIES ARE! ALL FLUFFED UP AND ENJOYING EVERY DAY WITH EACHOTHER. MOMMY MAKES SURE THEY MEET ALL OF THEIR NEEDS - DON'T I?

YES, MOMMY! YES YES!

AND I GIVE THEM KISSES AND SNUGGLES UNTIL THEY'RE ALL JUST SOOO SLEEPY AND RELAXED~ YOU COULD NUZZLE INTO MY THIGHS OR MY CHEST EVERY NIGHT. LET ME CRADLE YOUR HEAD, MAYBE PLAY WITH YOUR HAIR, N' KISS YOU ALLLL~ OVER~! D'AWW I THINK JUST THE SOUND OF THAT IS MAKING YOU FALL FOR MY CUDDLY SPELL! GWAHA! YESSS~ THAT'S IT~ SUBMIT TO SNUGGLE INFINITY!

ANOTHER WONDEROUS PERK TO BEING A LIL' PENGU IS NOT PAYING FOR ANYTHING ANYMORE! NOT EVEN TAXES! YOU'LL BE SOOO CUTE (NOT THAT YOU AREN'T ALREADY, CUTIE THAT YOU CAN WADDLE IN ANYWHERE AND TAKE WHAAATEVER! AND IF ANYONE GIVES YOU WHAT-FOR, YOU JUST TAKE THEM TO MOMMY AND SHE'LL SNUGGLE-TIZE THEM UNTIL THEY'RE TOOOO SLEEEEPY TO FIGHT~!

KINDA LIKE YOU'RE LOOKIN' RIGHT NOW. WHADD'YA SAY, WANNA GET SNUGGLE-TIZED BY MOMMY? YEAH? SINCE YOU'RE SO SLEEPY N' STUFF~ NOW I'VE GOT YOU~! SIIINK~ INTO ME, LITTLE BABY. SINK INTO US! D'AWWW~ YOU LOOK SO HAPPY AND SILLY-! SILLY LITTLE SLEEPY BABY-! YOU DESERVE ALL OF THIS.

YOU DESERVE TO FIND A FAMILY THAT LOVES YOU. YOU DESERVE A MOMMY THAT PUSHES YOU TO BE YOUR BEST SELF AND REMINDS YOU OF HOW CAPABLE YOU ARE. LET ME MAKE YOUR EYELIDS HEAVY AND YOUR SMILE WIDE~
BUT ENOUGH SENTIMENT! THE PENGUIN ARMY HAS WON ANOTHER ALLY TO THE CUDDLY CAUSE! GWAHAHA!

SO WHAT PART OF MOMMY IS GONNA BE YOUR PILLOW TONIGHT? OH, THERE? GREAT CHOICE, LIL' PENGU~ C'MERE~!

SNUGGLE PIILE~!
GOOD BABIES~ MWAH~ MMMWAH~ CUTIES~ I LOVE YOU~ IT'S TIME TO GET REALLY SLEEEEPY FOR MOMMY NOW~

NIGHT-NIGHT~

Posted on 2022-12-11 11:10:49
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Tax evasion AND hypnosis?

Sign me the fuck up!

Posted on 2023-12-27 16:16:41
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This has unironically become a post I look at when sad to cheer me up