Posted on 2022-05-19 22:42:03
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Can someone type what this says, I cant read it :(

Posted on 2022-05-19 23:35:55
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"Ithilids, aka mind flyers (sic), are one of the most mysterious and dangerous monsters archived in these records. These alien creaturs (sic) live deep underground and hide in the shadows building an army. To do this, Ithilids form a hive mind with an elder brain that produces tadpoles. These tadpoles when put into a humanoid's head will start a process to turn them into a mind flyer (sic) themselves! However ithilids will keep humanoids as breeding stock, this way prevents the need to do unnessery (sic) raids to the surface and concerve (sic) energy. When capturing a breeder, the ilithlid (sic) will practice intercourse on the subject. When teaching, the ithilid will use it's (sic) tenderals (sic) to worm into the brain and poke and prod at dopeamine (sic) centers of the brain, to reward breeding. Side effects from being a breed thrall include: Craving sex, lack of complex thought, vocabulary reduced to only around sex, chronic masturbation when not being breed (sic), exessive (sic) drooling, a denail (sic) of orgasm till breed (sic), and an obession (sic) to please their ithlid masters. Bewera (sic) such thralls, for it (sic) they are out of their pens, then it may be a trap layed (sic) by ithlids!
So stay safe adventurers! Bewaer (sic) of these dangerous aliens and their thralls!"

I didn't bother to put (sic) next to all the spellings of illithid, but it was spelled three different ways and all were wrong.