Posted on 2023-03-26 09:14:10
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AGENT OF RECORD: Special Agent Fox Mulder

As of this report, Special Agent Dana Scully has mentally regressed to the age of a six month old infant, with physical abilities to match. She is currently in the supervision and care of a special "nursery" facility. I am still confident in my belief of a supernatural link between her condition and a child's baby doll from the scene from our previous investigation, which Agent Scully has touched.

The whereabouts of this doll remain unknown. No record remains of the doll's purchase, as the customer paid in cash, and the security cameras were being fixed after our confrontation on the premises, over a month earlier. A recent call came in from Monroe, Connecticut, claiming that a woman's four year old daughter has grown into her mid-twenties in the span of a few weeks. With this news, I believe my theory is justified. I hope this information can lead to restoring Agent Scully's maturity.