Posted on 2015-04-07 17:51:57
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This is hilarious and wonderful. WELL DONE, SIR OR MA'AM OR OTHER

Posted on 2015-04-07 19:37:56
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"Shut up, Z'astro..." best line on the hub

Posted on 2015-04-07 20:40:42
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"Meet me at the sandbox tonight".

Posted on 2015-04-07 22:29:01
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People think abducting humans is simple as that, right? Well there are rules to follow!

Posted on 2015-04-08 05:42:37
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Loaded with Jetsons references. Kudos.

"...that means i love you. Now eep op orc means i dig you."

Posted on 2015-04-08 06:02:09
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I remembered that too!

Posted on 2015-04-08 10:06:26
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So let me get this straight. Aliens abducted two people banging in their car, hypnotized them for study, finished that study, then attempted to arrange them into humping position so they could put them back in an abandoned car, one and a half weeks AFTER abducting them.

Posted on 2015-04-11 19:31:11
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If we have to get technical, the aliens find an amorous teenage couple at makeout in the middle of fucking getting up to orgasm, abduct them in that way, conduct some tests that probably don't take too long at all, then they have to put the two back into their car in the middle of sex without any of them having gone through orgasm. The trouble is the aliens keep shoving the two together trying to get the right fit and inadvertently making the one or the other cum, the aliens' metrics show that the teenagers are drastically more different in their bodies because they came, and so they can't put them back into the car because or an inane intergalactic law that states that they have to put back whatever they abducted back to their environment in the state they found them in.

tl:dr Aliens abduct teenagers having sex about to cum, try to put them back in the same state after their tests, but can't understand that the things they do to position the teenagers back into that arrangement is enough to make the teenagers cum and then the aliens have to start all over again. Repeat this for two weeks.