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>> #82770
Posted on 2015-12-28 05:36:36
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Given that Stormtrooper is played by Daniel Craig, it makes sense that his cock is huge.

EDIT: Can we more SW on here now? The Force Awakens somehow managed to give me faith to the franchise again.
SarcasticSlave
>> #82774
Posted on 2015-12-28 05:50:57
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Good picture, interesting concept now..

*As Rey* You will tell me I'm a well written fleshed out character who is definitely not a Mary Sue
plsignore
>> #82775
Posted on 2015-12-28 05:52:25
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*cough*Kylo Ren kills Han Solo*cough*

It was a better movie than the prequels, to be sure. Still had a few problems, though. Hopefully Rey becomes a better character in later films; as is I'm not a fan.
TwistedMind
>> #82779
Posted on 2015-12-28 05:57:53
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SarcasticSlave said:
Good picture, interesting concept now..

*As Rey* You will tell me I'm a well written fleshed out character who is definitely not a Mary Sue


A lot of people are defending her, a lot of people are attacking her. I decided to try the Mary Sue Litmus Test. According to it...

Your character is almost certainly a Mary Sue, and a bad one at that. On the odd chance that she isn't, it's most likely you didn't read the instructions properly (some people don't do this, which causes freakishly high scores). If it's the latter case, read the instructions and take the test again.
Sir_Lurksalaot
>> #82788
Posted on 2015-12-28 06:32:23
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SarcasticSlave said:
*As Rey* You will tell me I'm a well written fleshed out character who is definitely not a Mary Sue

Part of that can be explained away with her backstory and a bit of rationalization, but she really does feel like every other girl protagonist of a YA dystopia novel.

OTOH, Luke didn't do anything in his first movie, so Rey has a leg up on that.
JamesF
>> #82791
Posted on 2015-12-28 06:39:17
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TRAITOR
LoneOval
>> #82792
Posted on 2015-12-28 06:54:29
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The stormtrooper is apparently named "JB-007". Does that warrant a character tag?
godofwar99
>> #82798
Posted on 2015-12-28 07:11:10
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She's a jedi? I really need to watch the movie
HypnoMangaEditor
>> #82799
Posted on 2015-12-28 07:17:47
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I still think it was a fucking aweful star wars movie - but I am probably the only one here. Basically remaking the Story of Episode 4 was the worst, especially because I consider Episode 4 to be the worst (now second worst) of all the movies, including the godaweful episode 1.
Mindwipe
>> #82801
Posted on 2015-12-28 07:27:41
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godofwar99 said:
She's a jedi? I really need to watch the movie


Even porn isn't safe from Episode 7 spoilers.
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