Oh, the rituals and teachings are highly sacred and secret. But you see that hungry-looking snake over there? Look into his eyes for a while. He helps the Voroastrian church decide the roles of members. The charismatic or useful ones end up proselytizing, but the most pious members usually help with... catering. Either way, he usually helps curious people to... see the big picture.
Nadie said: Oh, the rituals and teachings are highly sacred and secret. But you see that hungry-looking snake over there? Look into his eyes for a while. He helps the Voroastrian church decide the roles of members. The charismatic or useful ones end up proselytizing, but the most pious members usually help with... catering. Either way, he usually helps curious people to... see the big picture.
...That, or you do the blood oath like all the other members. Whose blood is up to the initiate. It just needs to be consumed in front of a minimum of three members by- You know what? This'll take a while so only serious applicants should inquire.
Coltsguy said: ...That, or you do the blood oath like all the other members. Whose blood is up to the initiate. It just needs to be consumed in front of a minimum of three members by- You know what? This'll take a while so only serious applicants should inquire.
Of course, like all great world religions there are various sects; some prefer gore, and others want the prey to be eaten whole. This stems from a difference in interpretation of the scripture: the Holy OMNOMNOMinomicon.
Nadie said: Oh, the rituals and teachings are highly sacred and secret. But you see that hungry-looking snake over there? Look into his eyes for a while. He helps the Voroastrian church decide the roles of members. The charismatic or useful ones end up proselytizing, but the most pious members usually help with... catering. Either way, he usually helps curious people to... see the big picture.
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Somebody eat me.
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This is the holiest week in my religion: Voroastrianism.
How do I sign up?
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How do I sign up?
Oh, the rituals and teachings are highly sacred and secret. But you see that hungry-looking snake over there? Look into his eyes for a while. He helps the Voroastrian church decide the roles of members. The charismatic or useful ones end up proselytizing, but the most pious members usually help with... catering. Either way, he usually helps curious people to... see the big picture.
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Oh, the rituals and teachings are highly sacred and secret. But you see that hungry-looking snake over there? Look into his eyes for a while. He helps the Voroastrian church decide the roles of members. The charismatic or useful ones end up proselytizing, but the most pious members usually help with... catering. Either way, he usually helps curious people to... see the big picture.
...That, or you do the blood oath like all the other members. Whose blood is up to the initiate. It just needs to be consumed in front of a minimum of three members by- You know what? This'll take a while so only serious applicants should inquire.
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...That, or you do the blood oath like all the other members. Whose blood is up to the initiate. It just needs to be consumed in front of a minimum of three members by- You know what? This'll take a while so only serious applicants should inquire.
Of course, like all great world religions there are various sects; some prefer gore, and others want the prey to be eaten whole. This stems from a difference in interpretation of the scripture: the Holy OMNOMNOMinomicon.
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Oh, the rituals and teachings are highly sacred and secret. But you see that hungry-looking snake over there? Look into his eyes for a while. He helps the Voroastrian church decide the roles of members. The charismatic or useful ones end up proselytizing, but the most pious members usually help with... catering. Either way, he usually helps curious people to... see the big picture.
Ooooo do want~
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Ooooo do want~
Good. It's always better when the potential converts are willing. That helps things go more smoothly... >:)