Posted on 2018-09-06 05:09:54
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Aaaaaaa I Came

Posted on 2021-02-15 00:27:39
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A caption from one of my friends on Discord.

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*knock knock*
“Mister Mesmer the Magnificent? Do you have a minute? We’d like to come in.”
“Oh yeah, we’re here to make fun of you some more.”
“Rouge!”
“Alright, I’m here to make fun of you. Hero-girl wants to apologize to you or whatever.”
“Rouge! I’m sorry, she’s… well, she is usually this bad but still. And I’m also sorry for ruining your show.”
“I’d argue that he ruined his show by adding a hypnosis act to it. Honestly now, doc, does that bit ever actually work? I mean, I’ve had guys with ‘performance issues’ before, but usually not in public.”
“I’m really sorry about her, Sir. I didn’t think she’d be this bad. Huh? Ah, we didn’t even properly introduce ourselves, did we? I’m Amy Whores and this is my perky pink ass.”
“And I’m Rouge the Slut and these are my batty boobs. Can we go now?”
“Don’t be rude, Rouge. We volunteered for his show and then we ruined it. And now he even let us into his room backstage. Hmm? You thought we might be wanting our clothes back? No, we came here naked tonight with my dumb whore ass on display.”
“What, your little hypno number didn’t work so you’re trying to trick us to put on some clothes and hide the goods? I’m not going to bounce and grope my big slutty tits through a layer of fabric, buddy.”
“I’m sure he didn’t mean it that way, Rouge. And we do owe him. The least we can do is let him have another try at hypnotizing us.”
“Sure, if a guy wants to have his ego crushed some more, who am I to deny him. Sorry, but I hope you don’t actually think that just swinging a shiny shiny pocket watch back and forth back and forth back and forth back and forth like that is going to do anything.”
“Rouge does have a point, I’m afraid. And I don’t think pulling out your cock to swing it back and forth back and forth back and forth instead is going to make any difference, even if it is absolutely amazing and the greatest thing I’ve ever seen and I can’t look away.”
“Really, just admit that you’re grasping at straws at this point. Is that even supposed to be a serious hypnosis technique or are you just making that up? Fine, I guess we’ll turn around and trap your wonderful amazing incredible dick between our big needy slutbutts. Yes, I’m bouncing my ass up and down up and down up and down up and down against your fuckrod but I don’t see what that’s supposed to do.”
“It does feel amazing and incredible and like your hot sexy shaft is blazing your power through my ass and burning my mind in a rush of heat to replace all my thoughts with your cock but aside from that I don’t feel anything. I’m sorry, I’m afraid we just can’t be hypnotized.”
“I told you you’re just wasting your time. There’s no way all my thoughts are draining down into my huge dumb ass and being absorbed into your balls until you shoot them all over my-”
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“Ah, is it that late already? Thank you for letting us talk to you, Master Mesmer. I’m sorry I could give you nothing better than an apology, my clothes, my body, my mind and my full obedience.”
“Yeah, I guess you’re not half bad and I’m a dumb mindless slut who doesn’t even realize she’s your sexy little puppet.”
“We really need to get going though. We still have to go the long way through town to let everyone see what a pair of dumb naked buttsluts we are before we get home and lick your cum off each other’s ass.”
“You have another show tomorrow night, don’t you? I might come back again just to show some more people that I can’t be hypnotized.”
“Oh yes, I will definitely come back again to show everyone I can’t be hypnotized. And we’ll bring as many of our cute and sexy friends as we can so they can get not hypnotized on stage, too!”
“Well then, see ya around I guess. Get a good look at this ass because it’s all yours and it’s already aching to be stuffed with something.”
“Oh yeah, I definitely need something big and hard up my needy hypnotized slut ass… Ah, sorry, I’m sure you don’t want to know all our boring evening plans. We’ll just be on our way. Byyyye~!”
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