Posted on 2017-12-13 20:54:01
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D.Va knew she couldn't be forced to do something she didn't want to. She was a SMART, and INDIPENDED woman. Her mind was a fortress. No stupid organization called “Auction house” could get inside her head.
The fact she was standing on stage, fully naked and observed by hundreds if not thousands of people was entirely of her own free will.
It wasn't because she has placed a pair of golden bracelets on her wrists, when dared to. They definitely hadn't swirled around and sucked her in deeper and deeper, drifting down into those circles of perfect gold.
Sure she removed every last article of her clothes (except her headband), but it was because she had felt like it. Not because head mistress had ordered her to show of her body to the world. And the fact she's been bottle flipping for hours was just a choice of how to pass time. Not a way to entertain bidders while they bid of who will own her. Not at all.
The dab? Well she felt like making people around her happy. That was just being considerate. That's it.
“that's right people. She just broke her record from the last our, by performing 100 successful bottle flips, each followed by a dab, under one hour. Let's see if she can double that.”
“NERF ME!”




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Posted on 2017-12-13 20:54:44
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please help no more

Posted on 2017-12-13 20:55:24
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i just watched immersive vr 2 why do you do this to me

Posted on 2017-12-13 20:57:02
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WELCOME TO 2017 BITCHES!!!!!

where memes finally killed us all

Posted on 2017-12-13 21:00:03
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Hmmm I'll bid a golden gun form for every weapon in overwatch a complete set of magic power armor and a car collar that can turn the wearer into an adorable loving kitten. Also cruiser please I need a secretary for paper work

Posted on 2017-12-13 21:00:22
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I have so many questions...for one....WHY. THE. GOD. DAMN. DAB?!

Posted on 2017-12-13 21:03:44
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I actually found hentai that legit used emojis. Never realized you can get cancer from reading hentai

edit: source - screenshots.firefox.com/31soMTIWZHeKR7Qu/exhentai.org

Posted on 2017-12-13 21:08:26
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I wanna get off the ride...

Posted on 2017-12-13 21:11:34
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Choo choo! You've arrived at Meme hell! I'm Piiiiiickle Riiiiiick!!!

Posted on 2017-12-13 21:13:52
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and I thought fidget spinners were cancer