Posted on 2018-05-23 00:27:17
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Or, alternatively:
'Damn that Shinra! Ever since they implanted that.. gah, just thinking about it hurts... I've been unable to move from this spot! Well, there's only one way to protest them now - strip off, rub off, and dance off! Yes, this is totally getting back at my captors, and totally my original idea! I'm so clever! Yeah, get a look, loser! Oh, you're taking a photo? Make sure to send one to your little brother~ hehe... these idiots..."