3d blonde_hair breasts crimson_(stepfordcrimson) earrings female_only green_eyes happy_trance jewelry large_breasts ljublana long_hair maid open_mouth original smile symbol_in_eyes tray

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LJUBLANA
>> #253778
Posted on 2018-05-24 22:36:55
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A short context


No-one quite knows how or why, but one day, Crimson came home looking like that. Her boyfriend, thought she was just cosplaying, but he quickly figured something was wrong when Crimson brought him a drink on a trai saying: "I hope you enjoy your drink master"

Allister
>> #253779
Posted on 2018-05-24 22:43:34
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"Master! Here's your booze!"

"One bottle of Jack's not gonna be enough for ME lady!"

"I'm sorry Master, but the liquor store won't allow me to buy for you because I'm not 21 yet."

"Fucking stupid ass laws... fucking politicians, fucking eggheads, motherfuckers think they know what's fucking best for everyone... uggghhh... SLAVE! Where are my keys! I'll fucking go and get it myself!"

"Master, you programmed me not to not allow you to drive drunk."

"FUCK YOU, SOBER ME!"

LJUBLANA
>> #253780
Posted on 2018-05-24 22:50:33
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Allister said:
"Master! Here's your booze!"

"One bottle of Jack's not gonna be enough for ME lady!"

"I'm sorry Master, but the liquor store won't allow me to buy for you because I'm not 21 yet."

"Fucking stupid ass laws... fucking politicians, fucking eggheads, motherfuckers think they know what's fucking best for everyone... uggghhh... SLAVE! Where are my keys! I'll fucking go and get it myself!"

"Master, you programmed me not to not allow you to drive drunk."

"FUCK YOU, SOBER ME!"


well... that escalated quickly

StepfordCrimson
>> #253781
Posted on 2018-05-24 22:51:40
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LJUBLANA said:
A short context


No-one quite knows how or why, but one day, Crimson came home looking like that. Her boyfriend, thought he was just cosplaying, but he quickly figured something was wrong when Crimson brought him a drink on a trai saying: "I hope you enjoy your drink master"



Oh~ Thank you!~ And yes, I probably WOULD do this for my husband/wife someday x3

Allister said:
"Master! Here's your booze!"

"One bottle of Jack's not gonna be enough for ME lady!"

"I'm sorry Master, but the liquor store won't allow me to buy for you because I'm not 21 yet."

"Fucking stupid ass laws... fucking politicians, fucking eggheads, motherfuckers think they know what's fucking best for everyone... uggghhh... SLAVE! Where are my keys! I'll fucking go and get it myself!"

"Master, you programmed me not to not allow you to drive drunk."

"FUCK YOU, SOBER ME!"


I AM 21 thank you very much! >.>

(And not kidding as of right now, legit 21 years old :P )

TheDarkenedMercury
>> #253783
Posted on 2018-05-24 22:55:34
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Allister said:

"I'm sorry Master, but the liquor store won't allow me to buy for you because I'm not 21 yet."


Crim IS 21 man xP But that won't stop me from making a joke x3 www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKO_cvXB9oI

Liddell
>> #253785
Posted on 2018-05-24 23:21:42
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The curse of crimson

I thought this was samus
It goes both ways

CorruptionPrincess
>> #253786
Posted on 2018-05-24 23:28:23
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TheDarkenedMercury said:
Crim IS 21 man xP But that won't stop me from making a joke x3 www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKO_cvXB9oI

OMG yas love clone high XD

Allister
>> #253797
Posted on 2018-05-25 00:17:25
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I actually don't know, or care, much about Crimson. I just wrote that 'cos I wanted to.


"FUCK IT I'll walk to the damn liquor store!"

"Master, last time you tried that you ended up in Bentonville Arkansas, yelling at a picture of Sam Walton."

"...Was he the guy who had sex with a horse and died of a perforated colon?"

"....... If you say so, Master..."

pokemongirl
>> #253814
Posted on 2018-05-25 02:10:39
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Thumbnail really making me think Samus >.> CGI makes them look really similar @.@

shinylamp
>> #253840
Posted on 2018-05-25 03:18:42
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Allister said:
"Master! Here's your booze!"

"One bottle of Jack's not gonna be enough for ME lady!"

"I'm sorry Master, but the liquor store won't allow me to buy for you because I'm not 21 yet."

"Fucking stupid ass laws... fucking politicians, fucking eggheads, motherfuckers think they know what's fucking best for everyone... uggghhh... SLAVE! Where are my keys! I'll fucking go and get it myself!"

"Master, you programmed me not to not allow you to drive drunk."

"FUCK YOU, SOBER ME!"


this is getting out of hand now thetre are two crimsons.....wait this is awsome

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