I really like Hypno. He's hot and sexy. It saddens me everyday that the world of Pokemon isn't real and that I can't get a Hypno to own me. And I have seen no one else share the sentiment. More people need to appreciate Hypno like they do Springtrap or something.

Personally I'm not really into the Pokemon. Love their ability and namesake, but they're personally not that attractive to me, unfortunately.

Do I find the fucked up offspring of a goblin and a banana most commonly associated with horror attractive? Not particularly.

I think Hypno gets a bad rap because people default to depicting them as a "ugly bastard" archetype (and, to be fair, I can see why one would be into that version as well), but if you go for depictions that aren't purposefully ugly, it can look quite good (especially when drawn by a furry, they know their stuff).
And, like, Hypno is archetypical. It's an embodied symbol of hypnosis, of course some would be into that.

I know I'm not the primary target audience for this question, but in general, Hypno is not friend-shaped. Drowzee is much more friend-shaped than Hypno.

drowzee looks derpy and friendly while hypno looks like it's gonna be dragging you into a dark alley and r-wording you

It's a pesky goblin. A friend shape to some, I dare say.
But, yeah, Drowzee has way more universally friendly vibes.

To be fair, some people are into that, ya know.

Hell yeah! ;) I'm a huge fan of the mating press position and I'd actually LOVE to get my pussy pounded as well filled by a Hypno~
And bet he could go at it for HOURS, hnnng~!

but then at that point, is really rape if you're consenting?