So I was thinking about post-hypnotic suggestions just now and thought of suggesting to someone that Pluto isn’t / never was a planet, and how in my opinion that’d be one of the most mundane yet devious things a person could do. I was wondering if anyone else on the hub had suggestions that aren’t actively harmful yet are evil!

But... but... Pluto isn't a planet, it's a dwarf planet, a sub-planetary object.

Oh yeah that’s pretty-



My god, it’s already started.

Convince someone that wearing clothes is something of a faux pas and that they totally want to fuck up the system by wearing clothes all the time and then they see someone else with clothes on and think "THE REVOLUTION HAS BEGUN"

That's what you been hypnotized to think

The real reason Pluto is no longer a planet is because it been blown-up

Hypnotize someone into not being able use utensils of any kind. Watch them burn their hands trying to pick up boiling hot chicken or something lol.

I see. I feel I should contact the SCP Foundation about this.

Order someone to always pay in exact amounts, not taking any change. If they don't have the exact amount of money, they will have to ask for someone to change it for them. Make them believe they have a phobia for paying too much and getting the wrong change back.

Hypnotize them into having a horrible fashion sense. I'm talking lime green pants, puke yellow suit vest with a tank top undershirt, mismatched socks and shoes, a single white glove, and a fedora level horrible.

Also having them be reminded of The Game randomly throughout the week. But this is leaning towards the more psychotic, sadistic evil, rather than mundane.

I dunno, poor fashion sense is rather mundane. It's the sadistic glee the villain gets that keeps it evil.

So a scunt loadout

hypnotize a door to door saleswoman to go into trance after hearing the sound of a doorbell

Okay... Don't hate me for this, but it is the most mundanely evil thing I can think of, but it might be too evil, so I'm gonna hide it in a spoiler:


Hypnotize people into thinking the Holocaust and 9/11 are hoaxes.


I now feel very filthy...







You're both wrong. Pluto was a planet, but the Plutonians got so greedy they strip mined the planet until it lost so much mass that it shrank to the size of a dwarf planet.

If you don't believe me, consult Special Guest Researchers Sanchez and Smith with Spicy Cheese Productions.

All this talk about Pluto not being a planet makes me glad to know that the moon is a planet. Imagine hypnotizing someone to believe otherwise, how horrid!

Hypnotize a person into having an itch on that one spot on their backs that they can never seem to reach. It moves every time they try to scratch it