There's a virus out there that will get you in trouble and its on all devices. Be careful everyone...

Any links?

Trouble? Whaddya mean? I've never heard of a virus on ALL devices. What are the details?

Mail this to 15 friends or you will have 7 years of bad luck.

Idk



All I know is that someone made a virus that makes you believe that is the FBI telling you that you have been given a fine for having child pornography and downloading movies/music illegally.

.....Ok, I understand the child pornography bit, but downloading music illegally? The FBI have bigger fish to fry than that.

That virus is as old as the internet itself lol

lol, I've seen shit like that before. It's so hilarious, because the FBI would never email you that you were under suspicion of possession of child pornography, and they sure as hell wouldn't just fine you.

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No...

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I have a friend that got a similar virus only it was about his identity being stolen and they needed him to send money in order for them to confirm he was him. He contacted the actual FBI and they fla ou told him they would never contact some one through the Internet and would send an agent to speak to him if they actually needed to talk. They were going to look into the virus.

And yeah if they had reason to belie you possed child porn expect a SWAT team to be coming through your door so you can spend a nice long time in prison.



That's like saying no one gets arrested for parking tickets. The FBI does take all laws seriously and they do arrest people when they find proof of it. They just don't infestigate unless given said evidenced.

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