I run through the alleys and buildings, taking the sideroutes away from the mass of chaos. I climb a wall and sit perched atop the roof, listening for the beeping of bastions or the crack of a sniper rifle. I look down below looking for an opening to draw my dragon blade. I blink. A quack hits my ear. I'm on top of a fountain staring at a bunch of ducks.

Hello, my name is Jace I am a green cyborg ninja dude and I am suffering from Overwatch Withdrawal.

Halp.

the key thing to do here is wait 7 days goddamn and think of something better to do with your time.

Better uses of my time than hallucinating?

MADNESS!

Hey, all I want to do right now is RIP AND TEAR but you don't hear me complaining or moaning about it like some junkie looking for a fix.

That's the joke. Not that anyone has to laugh at it.

Sorry. I've been exposed to so much Overwatch stuff as of late that it's starting to make my head spin.

All good. Just trying to lighten some people's days with my silliness.

*still has no way to play Overwatch*

:(

I miss Overwatch too. So many times these days I could play a few matches and nope... *sobs*
#FirstWorldProblems

It occurred to me that Psi's avatar goes perfectly with that Mindwipe says.

Then you may be suffering from Overwatch Overdose.

Just play some tf2, it's a much more deep game with an actual learning curve. But I do feel your pain.

lol

YOU'RE HUGE! THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE GUTS!

RIP AND TEAR!

lol