One sentence at a time. Just feel free to add the next sentence, and see where the story takes us. And how long it takes to get lewd. Please try not to dominate, because this is a group activity. I want to see how the hub takes the story together, not just people trying to work around one person.

Are you sitting comfortably? Then let us begin:

It was just a regular evening, it seemed.

...as the sunset cast it's yellow and orange shadow over the skyline

When the peace was shattered by a sharp cry of shock.

Somebody had been attacked out there in the forest by...

an amorphous mass of cum-drenched pogs.

The mass of pogs squelched and oozed cum as...

As Jim Sterling stood atop it commanding the mass.

For it seemed this someone was actually Hideki Hayakawa.

The CEO fruitlessly threw pachinko balls at the fish-smelling creature, when suddenly

Hideo Kojima descended from the sky and unzipped his pants.

Meanwhile, Awake-san was doing her usual shtick.

When suddenly David Hayter showed up with a box full of gears, which were all made of metal.

The then the Gears combined to create the ultimate super weapon: Shrek!

Awake-san, in a panic, preceeded to activate her patented "Mecha-Clocker 792"!

The hypno-kitty-tentacle beast rubbed the sleep from its eyes, feeling very, very cranky.