Y'know, those things you say way more than anything, like a catch phrase or something. I personally say "I hate life and living" as well as "Fuck my ass with a chainsaw" in place of either "Holy shit", a sarcastic "Oh, great", or "Oh fuck me". I'm also known to say "To be fair" followed by a defense of something.

I say "eh" a whole lot

'Well, I mean...'

[I think I caught that one off of Zyii. Otherwise super prone to lots of 'like', 'sorta'/kinda'' and other such softening phrases.]

Something something something meme, something something something self-loathing, something something something Lyra, something something something puns.

I also like to go NNNNNNNNNGYAAAAAAAA!!! a lot.

I used to say "boyo" a lot, which I think stems from Bioshock. Other than that, can't think of many "catch phrases" so to speak.

If things are going well for me, I tend to rapidly exclaim "Excelent excelent excelent!" or "Cool cool cool!" (Something I blame my old English teacher and my Dad for, respectively).

Whenever I'm requesting something, I tend to say "If you would be so kind as to ___" a lot.

I also tend to go "Aight" a lot.



...Undyne?

"I dont know"

In casual conversation I tend to drop "Good for you" a lot, both sarcastically and nonsarcastically.

In regards to video games, I have a tendency to say "Why don't you fuck off and die?" Whenever an enemy is being particularly annoying, or it's AI freaks out in just the right way to be trollish.

Speaking of video games, when I'm playing a game for the first time, usually a fighting game or a game where the attack names aren't directly listed, I tend to shout "I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING BUT YOU BETTER FUCKIN STOP IT".

I usually say boyo, boss (in regards to other people , e.g. "gotcha boss!"), cyka blyat, this place is a labyrinth of bad choices, get styled on, part of the navy seals copypasta, ech, wah, top kek / zozzle, compa (shortened version of compadre), and any spanish slang (te voy a chingar, me vale madre, etc)

using the word "absolutely" all the time, saying "well" then shrugging....saying "same" as a response to anything.

"Y'knooooow?"

Any way, shape or form that I can use the word "bitch" in a sentence.

"Fuck ALL the way off."

"Can you not?"

"The ACTUAL fuck?"

and...yeah, I think that's about it.

"i don't like anything"

"What a drag"

In response to enemy trolling in games:

"Oh, fuck you!"

"Fuck off the edge of my dick with that shit!"

and the classic "I don't think so, fuckboiiiiiiiii~"

In casual conversation...eh, I dunno. Sometimes I shrug. I'll make a "I don't know everything, I just know what I know" reference to Hanekawa from the Monogatari series when I'm among fellow anime nerds. A few will pick up on it.

What else....

I used to say "Heyas", because I'm a Love Hina fan and that's what Su would say all the time in the manga. Stopped doing that some years ago, though.

As for recently...

WHEN'S ECKSTELLAH?!!