Ever have a random question pop into your head that you know was stupid and has no real answer well then post it here.

Is it considered cannibalism to chew your own fingernails, Because when you think about it you are eating a part of your own body.

I'd call it suicide

(not that suicide is funny or anything..) xD

Why did Pikachu used to be so goddamn fat?

because people found chubbiness cute in animals

I sometimes wonder what it would be like to have sex with myself, as in the bending around or whatever position is needed.

How did you pronounce my dumb name? XP

That makes me think how is my name said Imasuky Lomae?

How do you get catatonic from a cat and tonic?

If I went to the far future and had sex with my great great great great great great great great great great great grand daughter, what are the chances of our children getting inbred birth defects?

Why does 2+2=fish?

The effects of inbreeding are typically overblown,So I bet that by that point it would be far enough down that there would be no issues.

Because cosmo

Behold, the stupidest question ever asked: I once asked a friend what nationality he thought the 'pirate' accent came from. Apparently, whatever synapse caused me to posit this query conveniently skipped over the section of my brain that knew every 'arr, matey' pirate I've ever heard spoke...well, English. So this runaway train of thought became somehow convinced that the pirate accent found origin in some non-English-speaking European country. Trust me, it bruised my brain just as much to type out this paragraph as it did yours for reading it.

I once asked on a science forum to an astronaut about what did he do when he got nose itch and he answered me xD.

Seeing as you'd have provided rougly 1/8000 (1/(2^13)) of her genes, I'd say about the same as children of genetic strangers would have.