template:
(name) for (position) of (location)
"(slogan)"

put what you would consider the funniest candidates (that dont exist) for a political position (that does exist)

Cheeseburger Freedom Man for President of the United States of Canada
Vote for me and cut off your balls.
(I had to)

ChadWardenn (S) vs. SammyClassicSonicFan (N) for Captain Gamemaster of The Internet

"Sony don't even need Chad Warden to be great, see, Sony is fuckin' loaded, baby!"

"Give us a new... a new classic. SONIC. GAME. IMMEDIATELY!!!!! It's NOT A BAD FRANCHISE."

atreides for president of the US
"fear is the mind killer"

FTFY :P

Honey, plz XD