So, after having a horrible thought, I figured I'd share.

I just saw a reddit post where someone took a picture of a "Watch for Children" sign. They had a wristwatch in the frame, and it was captioned, "Best trade I ever made". Naturally, my thoughts immediately went in a dark, but kind of funny direction. I imagined someone making a picture where a group of kids are gathered outside of a school, staring raptly at a stranger's swinging pocket watch, near one of these signs. I am a terrible person, and I come here too much.

*Not enough.

Just because you misunderstood a single image does not mean you visit Hypnohub too much

Maybe you have a premature ejaculation problem if you come too much.

Hiyooo!

Gambino, that may be you being diagnosed with mesothelioma. You may be entitled to Financial Compensation now. c:

Before I even start coming here, my mind will turn normal things into something hypnosis related..

Now I'm here and I expect this to continue even more so..

I'm okay with this.

I mean a couple of times when bored on the bus i've accidently went to this site on my phone without thinking then I realise that i'm in public and quickly quit the tab. I think that's probably a sign that you've been using the site for too long.

Phrasing!