Yes lads and ladies.
Commissions are open.

Get your dicks bigger and your wallets smaller.
Because I... need money, and you need your ideas come to life!

So check out my prices and type up your commission with one hand,
while your other pre-jerks it from the idea of your concept drawn by me!

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Trippy: oooooooooooooo trippy was about to commission you trippy needs to talk to someone first about her idea but hope you are ready to draw DHG <3

More of her/it?
*sigh* well I need money.

Trippy: awww sorry trippy will pay $20 extra firstly to help you out and secondly so you dont call DHG a it again she has feelings too ; 3;