Post Your Random Story Ideas
It's suddenly occurred to me that I've come up with a lot of random ideas for MC stories, so many that my wallet wouldn't be able to survive commissioning them all, but I still feel like sharing them. I wonder if other people are like that here, so I thought I'd make a thread for it for people to share their random story ideas for posterity.
I'll go first:
* Zelda gets jealous of all the attention Epona gets from Link while she's stuck in the castle busy with princess stuff, so she casts a spell to make Link think she's Epona. But this quickly spirals out of control when this results in him thinking some asshole kids put princess clothes on her as a prank, stripping her naked, and giving her a very affectionate and hands-on grooming. Worse still, the spell was stronger than she thought, and EVERYONE thinks she's Epona (though they still recognize her as being sexy), and eventually even SHE starts to think she's Epona. It ends with her harnessed naked to a cart and happily pulling it through Hyrule Castle town.
* An interdimensional deity hypnotizes various superhuman heroines from fiction and recruits them to be strippers, using their powers to put on one-of-a-kind performances (examples: Pyrrha uses her polarity to tear away her armor with her mind; Power Girl rubs acid all over herself like it's oil and shows herself off as her clothes melt away from her glistening body; someone with fire powers lights her outfit on fire and dances as her clothes burn to ash; and shadowcat uses her phasing both to strip and to move and flow across the stage).
I'll go first:
* Zelda gets jealous of all the attention Epona gets from Link while she's stuck in the castle busy with princess stuff, so she casts a spell to make Link think she's Epona. But this quickly spirals out of control when this results in him thinking some asshole kids put princess clothes on her as a prank, stripping her naked, and giving her a very affectionate and hands-on grooming. Worse still, the spell was stronger than she thought, and EVERYONE thinks she's Epona (though they still recognize her as being sexy), and eventually even SHE starts to think she's Epona. It ends with her harnessed naked to a cart and happily pulling it through Hyrule Castle town.
* An interdimensional deity hypnotizes various superhuman heroines from fiction and recruits them to be strippers, using their powers to put on one-of-a-kind performances (examples: Pyrrha uses her polarity to tear away her armor with her mind; Power Girl rubs acid all over herself like it's oil and shows herself off as her clothes melt away from her glistening body; someone with fire powers lights her outfit on fire and dances as her clothes burn to ash; and shadowcat uses her phasing both to strip and to move and flow across the stage).