I quite like this sort of thing but can never seem to find all that much to do with it. Despite the title, I don't really mind how good/bad the jokes are.

What is a dom's favorite snack?

A sub sandwich.

Mahyma might not mind how bad the jokes are, but I do.

Get outta here :D

I know it was awful,

I hate myself for it...But what can I say other than

It's Hypno to be squre.

I think I'll just move to Tranceylvania.

That's all from me for now.

What is every subject's favorite meat: Spiral-sliced ham

What is every subject's favorite veggie: Snap peas

What is every subject's favorite hotel chain: Sleep Inn

A good subject is like a good UI; you just point and click and it does what you want.

A good hypnosis session is like a hall of fame ceremony; it's all about the inductions.

My subject found an episode of "Watch What Happens Live" but was disappointed when there was no watch.

>_> you guys are worst comedians in this decade

Free will.

*Mic drop*

I love these lmao

whats Awake-Tan's least favourite part of a building?


the entrance!

It's always hard bringing a subject to a hypno meetup because everyone's triggers can intermix. This is why we recommend choosing a unique trigger between 8-20 characters long with at least 1 number and a special symbol.

A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone."

"No more headaches?" the husband asks, "What happened?"

His wife replies, "Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat, 'I do not have a headache, I do not have a headache, I do not have a headache.' It worked! The headaches are all gone."

The husband replies, "Well, that is wonderful."

His wife then says, "You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of fire in the bedroom these last few years. Why don't you go see the hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?"

The husband agrees to try it.

Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom. He puts her on the bed and says, "Don't move, I'll be right back."

He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes later, jumps into bed and makes passionate love to his wife like never before.

His wife says, "Boy, that was wonderful!"

The husband says, "Don't move! I will be right back."

He goes back into the bathroom, comes back, and round two is even better than the first time. The wife sits up and her head is spinning.

Her husband again says, "Don't move, I'll be right back." With that, he goes back in the bathroom.

This time, his wife quietly follows him and there, in the bathroom, she sees him standing at the mirror and saying: "She's not my wife, she's not my wife, she's not my wife..."

<<hypnohub.net/post/show/56...an-female_only-femdom-fem|This one>>'s still my favourite :P

Good taste my man

Whats a subs common drink? sun drops.

I only know one. There was a stage hypnosis show where the audience got hypnotised and they were told to obey any command that the hypnotist gave them. Then he dropped his watch and went "Shit!" It took them weeks to clean up the theatre.