Best superhuman stripper?
Okay, so here's the deal: you're given the power to take any fictional superhuman character you like and brainwash them into becoming a stripper and using their powers in their show. Who do you pick, and what sort of routine do you make them do?
Personally, I'm big on several candidates, namely Mina Ashido from MHA and Pyrrha from RWBY, but I ultimately decided I would go with Shadowcat. Her power's just too insanely useful. She could start out with the obvious phasing out of her own clothes and letting everything but a bikini drop to the floor, but then she could do a quick stretch, reach her arms over her head to show off her body, and then dive right into the floor and start swimming in it like it's a pool.
Then she could dive under entirely... and then do that thing where you break the surface of the water and sweep your hair back majestically... except now her bikini's gone. She could then do a bit where she's seductively, slowly humping the pole while naked, only to start sinking into the floor and acting like she's too tired, helpless and weak to hold on to the pole, and slowly and helplessly sink into the floor...
...Then she could come back out a short while later and suddenly she's wearing her X-Men costume, do some more dancing with the pole, back away up to the back wall of the stage, and suddenly cuffs come out and she's strapped to the wall, spread eagle. So she uses her power to slowly slip her body out of her bodysuit and restraints and dive into the floor again, then she comes out fully clothed with jeans and a sexy top, and then she dances on the pole, and then uses the pole to undress herself by phasing through the pole and slowly leaving piece after piece of her outfit behind as she goes through it.
...Needless to say the possibilities are near endless.
But what would you do?
Personally, I'm big on several candidates, namely Mina Ashido from MHA and Pyrrha from RWBY, but I ultimately decided I would go with Shadowcat. Her power's just too insanely useful. She could start out with the obvious phasing out of her own clothes and letting everything but a bikini drop to the floor, but then she could do a quick stretch, reach her arms over her head to show off her body, and then dive right into the floor and start swimming in it like it's a pool.
Then she could dive under entirely... and then do that thing where you break the surface of the water and sweep your hair back majestically... except now her bikini's gone. She could then do a bit where she's seductively, slowly humping the pole while naked, only to start sinking into the floor and acting like she's too tired, helpless and weak to hold on to the pole, and slowly and helplessly sink into the floor...
...Then she could come back out a short while later and suddenly she's wearing her X-Men costume, do some more dancing with the pole, back away up to the back wall of the stage, and suddenly cuffs come out and she's strapped to the wall, spread eagle. So she uses her power to slowly slip her body out of her bodysuit and restraints and dive into the floor again, then she comes out fully clothed with jeans and a sexy top, and then she dances on the pole, and then uses the pole to undress herself by phasing through the pole and slowly leaving piece after piece of her outfit behind as she goes through it.
...Needless to say the possibilities are near endless.
But what would you do?
