So just for fun let's think up some rules for one.

Take a shot everytime Non-MC content being defended

Take 2 shots whenever someone ask what haigure is

Drink water whenever you see Kaa

Why water?

You'll die otherwise.

Because you'd die of alcohol poisoning if you drank every time Kaa was posted.

Water helps while you're drunk/hungover and since those first 2 happen as much as Kaa is posted, you'll need it.

How would this work, really? Do we have a "random post" button?

You would need to play the odds somehow.

1 drink for someone conflating Samus and Crimson

1 drink for someone dumping a pool on the front page

1 drink for any variant of "I normally hate X but I like this"

2 drinks for people upset about the sad panda

Waterfall when you read a pic's story in spoiler text.

Yes we do, click the down arrow on 'Post' and then hit 'Random'.

Yup just hit it, got Erika. Which give me this idea,

Drink every time Erika is tranced by something innocent.

I got a better drinking game

Watch Star Wars: A New Hope and down an entire bottle of Jack Daniels every time Darth Vader breathes. :v

Maybe down a bottle of brandy everyone a shantae/tuki coil chair pic appears

Take a shot every time Roxa commissions a picture that has Sheena in it.

take 3 shot if someone calls Roxa a girl

5 shots if someone doesn't obey hub rules

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