Possibly the strangest Commission request ever
So, I'm not going to go after anyone in specific in this, because it could possibly be the biggest waste of time in their life.
BUT I do want to commission an artist to do a piece on an D&D character my friend made, and trust me, it is a WEIRD one.
He is a half human, Half orc bard, who carries his gnome friend in a pouch on his side.
His weapon is a giant club, that is also his dick, that he also uses as a drumstick to play the drum that he carries around. (Don't ask, I am not sure how the fuck that works either, you may need a very active imagination, or take some artistic liberty just to make it work) And lastly he also carries a shield.
If there is any takers, feel free to message me directly, or just post here.
(FYI, I wont judge anyone not willing to do this, because that probably means you haven't reached full insanity)
BUT I do want to commission an artist to do a piece on an D&D character my friend made, and trust me, it is a WEIRD one.
He is a half human, Half orc bard, who carries his gnome friend in a pouch on his side.
His weapon is a giant club, that is also his dick, that he also uses as a drumstick to play the drum that he carries around. (Don't ask, I am not sure how the fuck that works either, you may need a very active imagination, or take some artistic liberty just to make it work) And lastly he also carries a shield.
If there is any takers, feel free to message me directly, or just post here.
(FYI, I wont judge anyone not willing to do this, because that probably means you haven't reached full insanity)