Okay, so I know the hub generally isn't the place for politics, and its frowned upon usually to bring them up here, but this is something that i find self evident, and should be taken with the utmost seriousness. Before I go on to say what my opinion us, I wanna take a moment and tell you, I am NOT a bigot in this, contrary to what many may say, and this might be an unpopular opinion, so ready yourselves.

Captain Crunch is way Better than any other cereal, and that even includes Fruity Pebbles.
Anyone who believes otherwise is a brainwashed crazy person.

You are the crazy one as Froot loops are superior

I would rather be a brainwashed crazy person than a bigot like you.

I could have opinion on that if Captain Crunch was on store shelves like, ever.

Cinnamon toast crunch
fite me.

Capn crunch is the worst cereal because it rips up your mouth.
May as well eat shards of glass.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Fun fact, the average person has bacteria in their mouth that can cause potentially fatal infections. Under normal circumstances they never enter the bloodstream. Eat some glassy cereal though...

I'm not from the US, so I'm unfortunately not too invested in this all-important question - I will admit that one of my guilty pleasures, whenever I visit, is to buy some Lucky Charms. Not being from the US, I still don't know if I should be ashamed about this.

I like Raisin Nut Bran

jk

I love sugary cereals as much as the next guy, but I've also loved cereals where I can put my own stuff in. Raisin Bran? Pshh. I'll get my corn flakes, and put my own raisins in it. Honey Nut Cheerios? Get that shit out of here! Plain Cheerios with your own added honey is where its at.

Captain Crunch all the way, down with the inferior cereals.

The Rabbit can have the Trix.
Barney can have the Fruity Pebbles. (Barney!)
Lucky can keep his Lucky Charms.
Tony can deal his Frosted Flakes to other people.
Snap, Crackle, and Pop can have a grapefruit dropped in their Rice Krispies.
Tuucan Sam can follow his nose away from me.
Sonny the Cuckoo Bird can be visited by the nice guys is white coats.
BuzzBee can go buzz off.
Chip the Dog/Wolf can go to counseling for his multiple personality disorder.

But, seriously, when I get nausea really bad, Captain Crunch is something I can chow down on without barfing it up.

I have a good counter.

Froot loops

the only one that taste good enough to be made into a doughnut at several places. As well as the only one to be have milk made to taste like it and sold.

Also the only one that smell so good they make candles that smell like it

I have a good counter counter.

If you're making candles, flavored milk, and donuts out of the stuff, it must not be good enough in its base form, unlike Captain Crunch. You don't need to do anything to Captain Crunch, it's already good. Good cereal needs no improvements.

Bad cereal needs a grapefruit. (I wonder how many are getting this reference?)

edit: Dang, misremembered the reference, it was supposed to be a peach or a watermelon, not a grapefruit

www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAIyOfypnyc