Cass' Important Announcement Board, for Super Important Things + Food Porn.
I want to make sweet sugary love to Aunt Jemima.
I’d bed Smug Wendy.
what do you want from me you weird space man
Mrs.Butterswork is a hussy, Aunt Jemima for LIFE!
MissCass said:
I want to make sweet sugary love to Aunt Jemima.
I want to make sweet sugary love to Aunt Jemima.
You are a strange one, cass.
Would this scenario involve you and aunt Jemima cock-notized into fucking each other?
TalahDarkfang said:
You are a strange one, cass.
Would this scenario involve you and aunt Jemima cock-notized into fucking each other?
You are a strange one, cass.
Would this scenario involve you and aunt Jemima cock-notized into fucking each other?
You're a god damned genius
MissCass said:
You're a god damned genius
You're a god damned genius
Thanks. I get that about once a month.
Would you utilize syrup in some way too, or just aunt Jemima?
Also, I probably should put this in the conspiracy corner, but it is also VERY IMPORTANT, so suck my butt, I'm putting it here.
I think Argonis has lied, and tricked us all.
I believe he is secretly a Polytoad, IN DISGUISE, as a Polywrath.
On these grounds, I think he should be sent to the nearest Pokemon Center, for the forseeable future.
I think Argonis has lied, and tricked us all.
I believe he is secretly a Polytoad, IN DISGUISE, as a Polywrath.
On these grounds, I think he should be sent to the nearest Pokemon Center, for the forseeable future.
MissCass said:
Also, I probably should put this in the conspiracy corner, but it is also VERY IMPORTANT, so suck my butt, I'm putting it here.
I think Argonis has lied, and tricked us all.
I believe he is secretly a Polytoad, IN DISGUISE, as a Polywrath.
On these grounds, I think he should be sent to the nearest Pokemon Center, for the forseeable future.
Also, I probably should put this in the conspiracy corner, but it is also VERY IMPORTANT, so suck my butt, I'm putting it here.
I think Argonis has lied, and tricked us all.
I believe he is secretly a Polytoad, IN DISGUISE, as a Polywrath.
On these grounds, I think he should be sent to the nearest Pokemon Center, for the forseeable future.
Le gasp!
TalahDarkfang said:
Thanks. I get that about once a month.
Would you utilize syrup in some way too, or just aunt Jemima?
Thanks. I get that about once a month.
Would you utilize syrup in some way too, or just aunt Jemima?
I look into my pantry, ever so hungry for pancakes, and slightly wanting of waffles as well. I look far into the pantry, up so very high, and all the way to the floor, ever so low, I had to get on my hands and knees just to look. I finally see the object of all my desires, the one thing that makes life worth living, and existence oh so beautiful.
Looking into my pantry, I see Aunt Jemima, staring back at me, promises of happiness in her plastic eyes, and a sweet sticky love in her heart. As we stare lovingly, longingly, at eachother, I cannot help but think of every other encounter we’ve had, and look forwards to our coming activity. I believe that deep down inside myself, she is all I will need, and she makes everything better.
As I cook my pancakes, I feel my hunger growing stronger by the second. Hungrier and hungrier I feel, as I lick my lips in anticipation. I feel myself wanting Aunt Jemima inside me, making me feel so content, so full. I cannot wait any longer, for I fear I shall die!
The Pancakes have finished, “HOORAY!” I declare, in excited glee!
I pour Aunt Jemima’s sweet succulent syrup onto my pancakes, taking in the scent, I bite my lip in anticipation. As I open my mouth, salivating, tongue out, I take in the first bite, moaning to myself, in near orgasmic bliss.
Holy Fuck I love me some Aunt Jemima
MissCass said:
I look into my pantry, ever so hungry for pancakes, and slightly wanting of waffles as well. I look far into the pantry, up so very high, and all the way to the floor, ever so low, I had to get on my hands and knees just to look. I finally see the object of all my desires, the one thing that makes life worth living, and existence oh so beautiful.
Looking into my pantry, I see Aunt Jemima, staring back at me, promises of happiness in her plastic eyes, and a sweet sticky love in her heart. As we stare lovingly, longingly, at eachother, I cannot help but think of every other encounter we’ve had, and look forwards to our coming activity. I believe that deep down inside myself, she is all I will need, and she makes everything better.
As I cook my pancakes, I feel my hunger growing stronger by the second. Hungrier and hungrier I feel, as I lick my lips in anticipation. I feel myself wanting Aunt Jemima inside me, making me feel so content, so full. I cannot wait any longer, for I fear I shall die!
The Pancakes have finished, “HOORAY!” I declare, in excited glee!
I pour Aunt Jemima’s sweet succulent syrup onto my pancakes, taking in the scent, I bite my lip in anticipation. As I open my mouth, salivating, tongue out, I take in the first bite, moaning to myself, in near orgasmic bliss.
Holy Fuck I love me some Aunt Jemima
I look into my pantry, ever so hungry for pancakes, and slightly wanting of waffles as well. I look far into the pantry, up so very high, and all the way to the floor, ever so low, I had to get on my hands and knees just to look. I finally see the object of all my desires, the one thing that makes life worth living, and existence oh so beautiful.
Looking into my pantry, I see Aunt Jemima, staring back at me, promises of happiness in her plastic eyes, and a sweet sticky love in her heart. As we stare lovingly, longingly, at eachother, I cannot help but think of every other encounter we’ve had, and look forwards to our coming activity. I believe that deep down inside myself, she is all I will need, and she makes everything better.
As I cook my pancakes, I feel my hunger growing stronger by the second. Hungrier and hungrier I feel, as I lick my lips in anticipation. I feel myself wanting Aunt Jemima inside me, making me feel so content, so full. I cannot wait any longer, for I fear I shall die!
The Pancakes have finished, “HOORAY!” I declare, in excited glee!
I pour Aunt Jemima’s sweet succulent syrup onto my pancakes, taking in the scent, I bite my lip in anticipation. As I open my mouth, salivating, tongue out, I take in the first bite, moaning to myself, in near orgasmic bliss.
Holy Fuck I love me some Aunt Jemima
You took the time to write all that.
It's even decently written.
I love Purpleeyes too, but I do not expect this thread will still be here when I get up in the morning. X)
Black--Wave said:
I love Purpleeyes too, but I do not expect this thread will still be here when I get up in the morning. X)
I love Purpleeyes too, but I do not expect this thread will still be here when I get up in the morning. X)
I see no rules being broken.
I dunno why it would get taken down, hell I've SHOWN it to a couple mods, and they laughed.
TalahDarkfang said:
You are a strange one, cass.
Would this scenario involve you and aunt Jemima cock-notized into fucking each other?
You are a strange one, cass.
Would this scenario involve you and aunt Jemima cock-notized into fucking each other?
In a giant bowl of Captain Crunch. Let's not forget the superior cereal.
MissCass said:
Also, I probably should put this in the conspiracy corner, but it is also VERY IMPORTANT, so suck my butt, I'm putting it here.
I think Argonis has lied, and tricked us all.
I believe he is secretly a Polytoad, IN DISGUISE, as a Polywrath.
On these grounds, I think he should be sent to the nearest Pokemon Center, for the forseeable future.
Also, I probably should put this in the conspiracy corner, but it is also VERY IMPORTANT, so suck my butt, I'm putting it here.
I think Argonis has lied, and tricked us all.
I believe he is secretly a Polytoad, IN DISGUISE, as a Polywrath.
On these grounds, I think he should be sent to the nearest Pokemon Center, for the forseeable future.
A Politoed unable to cope with the nerfing of Drizzle and disguising itself as its evolutionary cousin, sad.
