Hawkeye
03/27/19 05:38PM
Biggest porn pet peeve?
What's something that's frequently done in porn that really annoys you despite it frequently being done without many artists even thinking about it?

For me it's the casual cut to nudity. Like, in a comic or a porn video or something that's a sequential image story of any kind, one shot they're clothed, the next they're naked. For me the getting naked is one of my favorite parts, part of the main reasons I commission more than one image for a story in the first place. But several artists honestly seem to find no value in it and just skip straight past it.

That's mine. What's yours?
Argonis
03/27/19 05:45PM
If you count Doujins then one of my biggest peeve is when the girl gets naked and she takes everything off.
like come on
if you're gonna be fucking on the rooftops at least keep your shoes on.
bullet
03/27/19 06:17PM
I *HATE* when characters act like something super vanilla is kinky. For example...
"ooohhhhh, she kept the heels on! I'm gonna pop just thinking about that!" when there's no foot/heels fetish stuff otherwise, and it isn't the focus.


I also detest when a text manip does that thing where they give exposition through a character explaining the story to the person that got mind controlled. Like "I'm so glad I made that mind control device through X method, and used it on you in ways A, B, and C. It's amazing that you're my slave now and will do anything I say because pineapples." It just feels SUPER lazy and low quality to me, no matter how good the writing actually is.
crazyman
03/27/19 07:26PM
<<www.youtube.com/watch?v=wI8S1BAnvxY| THIS! ONE! PHRASE!>>
nalak
03/27/19 07:44PM
I hate it when the fetish I'm there for gets invalidated or ignored. From an old thing that I used to deal with was one person who had a major foot fetish, so you'd end up with a ton of stuff they did where you'd have a character hypnotized just long enough for them to be told, "Oh you don't mind licking my feet or letting me lick yours." Then they'd snap out of it and that would be it for it the hypnosis or any sign of it for the remainder.
nisantis
03/27/19 10:26PM
In general: When I specifically search for yuri, but most of the thumbnails that come up feature a dude with his stuff out. I swear, half the sites I've been to will slap that tag on pretty much anything.

For MC in particular: Inductions that use "relax" and "concentrate" in the same sentence. Those words are complete opposites of each other. Your subject can't do both; you're just confusing her!
TheMadPrince
03/27/19 10:38PM
I was about to complain about a fetish that isn't mine, then I reread that you're talking about porn in general. So in the general case, I actually don't really like how Hentai and Doujinshi are formatted - not that I don't like the manga style (and indeed, quite a few of them have some really good mind-control), but I just find the tropes commonly present in them to be stupid, or outright repulsive. I don't like the frequent use of ahegao (a silly face rarely turns me on), I find the phrases used during the sex scenes super cheesy, and the tendency to make male characters disgusting slobs is a regrettable thing, in my opinion.

That said, I honestly am not too big of a porn fan in general - I'm very specific in what gets me off, and I prefer my mind-control without sex.
229
03/27/19 11:04PM
TheMadPrince said:
the tendency to make male characters disgusting slobs is a regrettable thing, in my opinion.


THIS! In real porn too though, the men look less attractive than if they just grabbed people off the street.
crazyman
03/27/19 11:08PM
TheMadPrince said:
and the tendency to make male characters disgusting slobs is a regrettable thing, in my opinion.


bet you its some way for the artists to think they are more attractive by comparison
in a nutshell they're insecure.
TheMadPrince
03/27/19 11:15PM
crazyman said:
bet you its some way for the artists to think they are more attractive by comparison
in a nutshell they're insecure.



Oh yeah, probably. A common theme is also that these guys would never have a chance in hell with the girls they hypnotize (because as a bonus, pretty much all of them are either insultingly naive - like, 5 year-old child naive - or arrogant cunts), so I guess it's some sort of statement about how haughty girls should be in their place? I guess I shouldn't look for meaningful politics in porn (and then again, I am essentially someone who gets off on a rape fetish), but something about it feels a bit off to me.
Friye
03/28/19 12:27AM
The main reasons I don't watch real-people porn:
- acrylic. nails. I'm SO stressed out when someone with acrylic nails fingers someone (what if it snaps off?!) or does anything with her hands (what if you scratch them in a sensitive spot?!)
- generic moaning. the same moan, on repeat, 100x. it breaks my concentration and makes me wonder if the video got stuck on repeat, even when in most all modern browsers that record-skip-effect is not a thing anymore. It's worse when the video continues, but the audio doesn't seem to continue with it

On other sites:
- I ... would really like a tutorial ;-; wtf is doushinji? What's X or Y tag? (also one of the reasons I love hypnohub! the little ? next to tags often has an explanation!)
- inconsistencies in tagging, or unintuitive searching through tags (I still don't know how to exclude tags on e-hentai.org for instance)
- and I very much second the "disgusting old man" trope. I like husky bodytypes, but not the acne-covered, drooling, "hue hue hue let me get my meathooks in you" types.
nalak
03/28/19 12:43AM
crazyman said:
bet you its some way for the artists to think they are more attractive by comparison
in a nutshell they're insecure.



The explanations I've actually seen tend to be pretty stupid. Mostly it comes down to, "Well if the dude is hot then he wouldn't have problems getting a girl and need to do this, so they need to be as disgusting as possible."
ObscureBrand
03/28/19 12:49AM
nalak said:
The explanations I've actually seen tend to be pretty stupid. Mostly it comes down to, "Well if the dude is hot then he wouldn't have problems getting a girl and need to do this, so they need to be as disgusting as possible."


Also ugly bastard is a genera of hentai, so surely someone likes it.

Speaking of peves, I can't get into it when artist draw their characters with comedically large breast. Like, I get it, I like boobs too, but Jesus man, they're bigger than her torso!
Hawkeye
03/28/19 12:53AM
crazyman said:
bet you its some way for the artists to think they are more attractive by comparison
in a nutshell they're insecure.



I think you're reading way too much into this. People have fetishes for watching girls get fucked by giant tentacle monsters and even horses. The person fucking them is often just a means to an end of some other bizarre fetish. I figure a hot girl getting fucked by an ugly guy plays into some kind of humiliation fetish or some other thing.
godzillahomer
03/28/19 12:58AM
comically oversized boobs and dicks

like an arm size dick, it's so big that it's ridiculous and raises the question of how that person functions (blood flow issues, needing pants that have Tardis properties, etc.)

oversized boobs, women with large breasts in real life tend to have back issues, so if a woman has gag boobs big enough to be airbags if she got into a car accident, her spine... her poor spine
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