I thought my latest commission (#101643) deserved a song to go with it, so I'm running a contest for people to do that. Change the lyrics of either the Immediate Murder Professionals or the Oh Millie song from Helluva Boss to be mind control-themed. The writer of the best lyrics, as judged by me, gets a £30 (roughly $40) prize. Please post submissions in this thread or in the comments to #101643. Winner must have Paypal account to receive reward. Contest will end when interest seems to have dried up.

I like the first version better, but the second version fits the pic better.

When you want a sexy slave who’ll fuck and suck you to the grave
call the Immediate Brainwash Professionals
With a coin or with a watch or with a fat hypnotic cock
the Immediate Brainwash Professionals
They’ll do just what you say because they’re programmed to obey
We’ll brainwash anyone you pick and you can make them suck your dick
We’re the Immediate Brainwash Professionals

Alternatively

When you want a sexy slave who’ll fuck and suck you to the grave
Call the Obedient Brainwased Professionals
If you’re straight or if you’re gay we’ll do exactly as you say
The Obedient Brainwashed Professionals
You’re sure to get your fill because we can’t resist your will
We’ll squeeze and grope and suck and fuck until our bodies are all stuck
We’re the Obedient Brainwashed Professionals

Who's to say they're not advertising somebody else, or are hypnotized_hypnotists?

this sounds promising. I'll try to write something up

Contest will close in the next couple of days if there is no further interest.

Contest is now closed. memes won for their first set of lyrics.