Well...this is unusual!

www.dallasnews.com/news/i...-reveals-dubious-science/

Damn I should have been doing crimes

"o-officer will you hypnotize me now? UwU" - "uhm what? No we only do that investigating major cri-" - "HOW major????"

It wasn't until this showed up somewhere else that I realized they weren't talking about the baseball team.

Wait what the fuck

Twenty men had tried to trance him, twenty men had made a slip
Twenty one would be the ranger with the spiral on his hip
Spiral on his hiiiiiiiiiiip~

To the town of Hypno-Hub rode a stranger one fine day~

Hardly messaged in the forums, didn’t have too much to say~

I missed that episode of Walker Texas Ranger

"be akae, do crime"

checks out.

When you show chuck norris a spiral, the spiral will obey him.

FUCK YOU BEAT ME

In Soviet Russia, spiral obeys you.

You better add a comma here if you don't want me to beat you up after insulting me o:

I also have some more:

- victims trust in Kaa. Kaa trusts in Chuck Norris
- Chuck Norris draws asthetically pleasing ugly bastard porn
- there is an app that, if you show it to Chuck Norris, will hypnotize you
- Chuck Norris could hypnotize any girl into having sex with him. He doesn't, because it doesn't make sense to hypnotize someone into doing what they already want
- Chuck norris could order pokemongirl to stop being horny :P
- Chuck Norris can create arousing hypno content in German (and Arab)
- Chuck Norris is the inspiration for the concept of a hypnotic cock