Since a lot of threads often (pleasantly) fill up with puns and chaos, I thought about just making one thread that has no other purpose then to be used for good and bad puns, wotty comments, memes, fun stories and everything else (it will most likely end up as a giant hypno-themed shitpost thread, but that's kinda intended here). Have fun (:

Starting off, I recently had a silly idea about a hypno-themed sitcom. Classic scenes would be the wife being a smartass, the husband hypnotozing her or just activating a trigger, her drooling and sucking his cock (with an oooohhhhhh from the audience) while he looks at the camera saying "look who just took her mouth too full again" as the audience laughs and and a theme plays as it skips to the next scenes.

Named something like "meet the mezmers" and having a "filmed before a live, not hypnotized audience" disclaimer at the start.

I can't see anyone laughing at that scene, it sounds like it would really blow.

No I think it would be quite a mouthful

Come on, that pun just sucked

Hey, you don't need to be so harsh, that's just hard to swallow.

People who don't like puns have a real bad taste if ya ask me.

Would this sitcom be sponsored by <<www.bjs.com/|BJ's Wholesale>>?

Who thought it was a good idea to create Blowjob's Wholesale?
That's something I can't wrap my...
Head around.

I'm sure the CEO will really get ahead in life

Yeah, he's probably pretty good at bringing others to their knees

I heard he can be a hard guy to work for

At least the name of the company rolls of the tongue very easily.

And they've got great word of mouth marketing

I did hear that they are willing to go pretty low though in their marketing strategy.