Got some new ones, made one based on a previous one. The Obey-Ban Sunglasses by nisantis. Some of these are based upon sweets and candies.
Cupid's Blade
This double-edged sword makes anyone cut by it fall madly in love with the one holding the sword. The one struck by the blade will be willing to do anything for their new love. But the weilder of the sword will be similarly smitten and willing to do anything for their new love too.
This sword cannot cause physical harm to people, its magical properies makes it phase right through flesh and bone. The Shoppe is not responsible for threats to life, limb, and will.
A love trance that goes both ways
Assorted Instant Mistletoe
This sprig of dehydrated hypnotic mistletoe is from the future. Add water and you have instant kissing. Only issue is that we have no clue which variety is which. Some of them have different styles of kisses, like passionate, chaste, and platonic. Others have the victims kiss in places below the neck. Others cause an orgy centered around the first victim.
The mistletoe is kept in tightly sealed packages to prevent accidental activation. We're not having a repeat of the Great Accidental Kissing Orgy of 2014. One person with a bucket of water caused so much chaos. The Shoppe is not responsible for threats to life, limb, and will.
Hypnotic mistletoe, but potentially a massive kissing orgy of varied kisses
Mistress Mesmer' Every Trigger Marshmallows
This enchanted bag of food is designed to afflict the consumer with a random post hpynotic suggestion. Suggestions could compel you to do something you might like or not like. The trigger word is printed on the bag. Not every bag has the same trigger. Custom orders available by mail. The Shoppe is not responsible for threats to life, limb, and will.
Those flavored jelly beans, but as a PHS thing.
Hypnothermia Pops
These popsicles have a hypnotic effect on those who lick them. Lick it long enough and you will be hypnotically stuck frozen in place, only able to enjoy the popsicle until it's all gone. The trance induced by this pop is not one that leaves a person suggestible. For a fun game, see who can lick it the popsicle the most without being hypnotized. Biting a chunk off is likely to cause an instant trance.
I had this good pun and wanted to use it.
Sweatdrop Drop
These pieces of candy have the hypnotic effect of causing the consumer to feel like they've gotten hotter all of a sudden. The candy has a weak compulsion that makes a person feel that the only way to beat the heat is to be in only your underwear. See who can go the longest without stripping down to their underwear.
Consume responsibly, do not consume in overly cold places. You only feel hotter, this treat doesn't actually warm you up. The Shoppe is not responsible for threats to life, limb, and will.
Another good pun.
Orgasmic Bliss Chocolate Bar
These enchanted candy bars cause the consumer to fall into a trance and feel the sensation of certain types of intercourse.
Comes in numerous flavors:
Fellatio Macchiato, Deepthroat Banana, Cunnilingus Caramel, Facesitting Fudge, Sixty Nine Salty Nougat, Bukkake Birthday Cake, French Vanilla Tickler, Edging Dark Chocolate, Pegging Peach, Almond Anilingus, Cookies and Cream Pie, Titjob Truffle, Kissing Kiwi, Tangy Gang Bang, and more.
Most flavors come in reciving and giving varieties. The trance is based on the consumer's personal attractions and orientation. The Shoppe is not responsible for threats to life, limb, and will.
Plenty of good puns here.
Overly Hypnotic Gem
This item isn't actually for sell. It was something we were forced to destroy. We theorize that this gem is so overly hypnotic that people might have starved to death staring at it. It'd be stupid of us to kill off our customers with such a wildly dangerous product.
Could have made it a bone as a Courage the Cowardly Dog reference
Hypnotic Swimsuits
This selection of enchanted female swimsuits can grant the wearer a hypnotic pair of breasts and/or ass. Or hypnotize the wearer. We bought these in bulk and the enchantments got mixed up during transit. If you're buying a two-piece suit, things got mixed up so badly that your swimsuit might make you hypnotic and hypnotized. The Shoppe is not responsible for threats to life, limb, and will.
Another language joke like the hypnotic lipstick
Knock Off Obey-Ban Sunglasses
These sunglasses are based on the Obey-Bans, but are knock offs with a completely different effect. Those entranced by these are disobedient and likely to do the opposite of what you tell them to. We suggest reverse psychology. The Shoppe is not responsible for threats to life, limb, and will.
Knock off of the Obey-Bans, causing a disobedient trance.
Hypnotic Smartphone of Vanity
This enchanted smartphone will hypnotize anyone who has their picture taken with it. Due to the phone's effect not being super strong, it has to be a close up picture, such as a selfie. This phone also compells the holder to take a selfie of themselves. The Shoppe is not responsible for threats to life, limb, and will.
My take on the hypnotic camera