Thought of a new way to have a creative little forum topic. This is about making up hypnotic items and gadgets that have serious defects, downsides, or are just plain chaotic.

I've written 10 things for this, but first a starting post.

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The Discount Hypno Shoppe

All sales final. Buyer beware. The Shoppe is not responsible for threats to life, limb, and will. The customer is a potential future slave.

Shoppe Shoplifting Policy: Those who attempt to steal from the Shoppe will be made to pay off their debt by working for the Shoppe. Debt is equal to the price of the stolen items plus 5%. Repeat offenders will be interrogated to see if they're stealing and getting caught on purpose.

Defective Hypnotic Costume
Hypnotizes wearer into a persona fitting a costume. But the persona is unlikely to match the costume. Buy a french maid outfit and you might end up with a dominatrix. The Shoppe is not responsible for threats to life, limb, and will.
The thought of a person in a Slave Leia outfit being a hypnotic dom expectantly is funny to me.

Unspecified Hypnotic Lipstick
This mixed shipment of hypnotic lipstick was sold to us without any labeling. Some of it hypnotizes those kissed by them, some will hypnotize those who wear them, and some do both. The Shoppe is not responsible for threats to life, limb, and will.
A play on the fact that 'hypnotic lipstick' could mean different things.

Tick Tock Pocket Watch
This pocket watch has hypnotic properties, but after being dropped... It broke. Sometimes it will hypnotize someone into freezing into place, other time it will make some more active or lazy. But beware of the times it will cause erratic and unpredictable behavior in a subject. The Shoppe is not responsible for threats to life, limb, and will.
This is a reference to a video game.

Hypnotic Controller
This hypnotic game controller will allow you to control the body of anyone wearing the receiver for it. One issue: It has a bad drifitng problem.
Inspired by Joycon drift.

Dated Love Potion
This love potion has gone past the use by date. It will still work properly... But it is chaotic and will result in a random type of love. Platonic love, stalker love, creepy love, true love, puppy love, etc. The Shoppe is not responsible for threats to life, limb, and will.
You could get good love or bad. Doting or abusive.

Green Hypnotic Laser Pointer
A failed improvement to the weaker Red Hypnotic Laser Pointer. It's TOO STRONG. Anyone staring at the green dot will be quickly hypnotized, including the holder. The resulting trance is also so strong that the hypnotized individuals are too unaware of their surroundings to obey any commands. The trance will last until the batteries in the pointer go dead. Batteries sold separately for your own good. The Shoppe is not responsible for threats to life, limb, and will.
This is a reference to green laser pointers, a type of laser pointer strong enough to pop balloons.

Unidentified Genie Lamp
This is a potentially very dangerous genie lamp. It could be a benevolent genie that will grant you three wishes, it could be empty and will turn you into a genie, it could contain a trickster genie that will twist your wishes, it could contain a grumpy genie that must be treated carefully or they might twist wishes or enslave you, it might contain a genie who will just enslave you if you demand wishes, and it might also be cursed to turn you into a new genie after your third wish. The Shoppe is not responsible for threats to life, limb, and will.
A collection of the various genie types.

Discount Spiral
This hypnotic spiral is unlikely to induce trance in anyone that doesn't have a weak will. The big issue is that it doesn't spin smoothly. Sometimes it will randomly stop, slow down, speed up, or even reverse direction. The Shoppe is not responsible for threats to life, limb, and will.
I thought it'd be funny to have a defective spiral device.

Hypnotist's Pokeball
This Pokeball contains a random Pokemon that knows Hypnosis. But the nature of the Pokemon within is unknown. They could obey you perfectly, they could hypnotize you and become the master. The Shoppe is not responsible for threats to life, limb, and will.
This goes off the anime, so badges won't help you. And it could be any Pokemon that has been depicted using Hypnosis or hypnotizing or controlling others.

Cursed Hypnotic Wand
Can fire hypnotic charms, spells, and curses at people. But it is known to misfire and compel the user to look into the end of the wand. After that, the misfired spell tends to fire. The Shoppe is not responsible for threats to life, limb, and will.
Yeah, this one might make you Elmer Fudd yourself. Ain't I a stinka?

Got an idea for something like this, feel free to post this. This is like previous topics I've made, others are welcome to try their hand at the topic idea.

yooo, i love silly shit like this :)

Obey-Ban Sunglasses - High quality sunglasses with a hidden switch that causes hypnotic patterns to appear on the lenses, inducing extreme suggestibility in anyone you make eye contact with. Due to a factory error, most of these have one or both lenses inserted backwards, causing them to affect the wearer instead of/as well as those around them.

Collar with Cursed Bell - A leather collar with a small bell hanging off of it. If the bell is rung while worn by a human, they will enter a dissociative state in which they will believe they are and always have been an animal. The exact species of this persona varies by subject personality, but is typically a dog, cat, rabbit, or cow. The effect persists even if the collar is removed, and ends only when the subject is commanded to return to normal.... which is an unfortunate oversight, as most animals do not understand any human language, and thus cannot comprehend such a command.

Soft-locking Drone Chip - A computer chip to be applied to a subjects forehead or the back of their neck. When activated, subjects are fully aware of their actions, but are unable to do anything unless specifically ordered to, and will do so in a robotic manner. Any command which causes notable distress in the subject will automatically be overridden by a safety mechanism, so this product is recommended for consensual use only. However, subjects who particularly enjoy the experience have been known to trigger this failsafe when ordered to return to normal, effectively locking themselves into the controlled state indefinitely.

Pre-owned Enchanted Mirror - Highly effective for self-hypnosis. Simply speak while looking into the eyes of your reflection, and you will find that your words have quickly taken root in your subconscious. Due to a metal impurity, suggestions occasionally linger in the mirror, and may apply themselves again during future sessions. We are not responsible for any residual commands left by a previous owner.

Super Subliminal Trance TV - This Television can be kept in your home, and can function as a perfectly normal normal smart TV. However, it also features a wide arrange of optional sublimnals that can be activated while the TV is on, featuring effects ranging from making subject more submissive, obedient, horny, or making them wear less clothing around the house or in general. Just make sure you wear the provided earplugs to avoid being programmed yourself.

Warning: earplugs not proven to be 100% effective against all triggers, and may not be included with some pre-owned models. The shoppe is not responisble for potential threats to life, limb or will.

Fools Golden Boombox - A shiny portable music player with two large speakers. Any music emanating from it, particularly rap music, will suddenly inflate the rear ends of any subject who hears it, and give them an uncontrollable compulsion to shake their newly “ballooned-up-badonkadonks”. This model however is an off brand, much cheaper and available option!

Warning: This item has known issues with Bluetooth connection, particularly with skipping to random songs. Subjects will immediately change dance style accordingly. Though their rears will remain plump and pumped. Samba and polka are very ill advised. The shoppe is not responsible for potential threats to life, limb, will, or severe property damage.

Elite Coin: It's a 50-yen coin on a string instead of the traditional 5. It's more expensive so buying it means you're better than everyone who doesn't.

Works about the same.

You win the thread. Pack it up, everyone, and head on home.

Hey, I like short punchy jokes as much as the next guy but let's not get carried away.

Wind-Up Key Ring: A collection of keys that will turn a hypnotized subject into a wind-up doll...

...at least one of them should. I think it's this one...

...okay, this one?...

...okay here it is...

... sunuva *loud jingly noises*

Got some new ones, made one based on a previous one. The Obey-Ban Sunglasses by nisantis. Some of these are based upon sweets and candies.

Cupid's Blade
This double-edged sword makes anyone cut by it fall madly in love with the one holding the sword. The one struck by the blade will be willing to do anything for their new love. But the weilder of the sword will be similarly smitten and willing to do anything for their new love too.
This sword cannot cause physical harm to people, its magical properies makes it phase right through flesh and bone. The Shoppe is not responsible for threats to life, limb, and will.
A love trance that goes both ways

Assorted Instant Mistletoe
This sprig of dehydrated hypnotic mistletoe is from the future. Add water and you have instant kissing. Only issue is that we have no clue which variety is which. Some of them have different styles of kisses, like passionate, chaste, and platonic. Others have the victims kiss in places below the neck. Others cause an orgy centered around the first victim.
The mistletoe is kept in tightly sealed packages to prevent accidental activation. We're not having a repeat of the Great Accidental Kissing Orgy of 2014. One person with a bucket of water caused so much chaos. The Shoppe is not responsible for threats to life, limb, and will.
Hypnotic mistletoe, but potentially a massive kissing orgy of varied kisses

Mistress Mesmer' Every Trigger Marshmallows
This enchanted bag of food is designed to afflict the consumer with a random post hpynotic suggestion. Suggestions could compel you to do something you might like or not like. The trigger word is printed on the bag. Not every bag has the same trigger. Custom orders available by mail. The Shoppe is not responsible for threats to life, limb, and will.
Those flavored jelly beans, but as a PHS thing.

Hypnothermia Pops
These popsicles have a hypnotic effect on those who lick them. Lick it long enough and you will be hypnotically stuck frozen in place, only able to enjoy the popsicle until it's all gone. The trance induced by this pop is not one that leaves a person suggestible. For a fun game, see who can lick it the popsicle the most without being hypnotized. Biting a chunk off is likely to cause an instant trance.
I had this good pun and wanted to use it.

Sweatdrop Drop
These pieces of candy have the hypnotic effect of causing the consumer to feel like they've gotten hotter all of a sudden. The candy has a weak compulsion that makes a person feel that the only way to beat the heat is to be in only your underwear. See who can go the longest without stripping down to their underwear.
Consume responsibly, do not consume in overly cold places. You only feel hotter, this treat doesn't actually warm you up. The Shoppe is not responsible for threats to life, limb, and will.
Another good pun.

Orgasmic Bliss Chocolate Bar
These enchanted candy bars cause the consumer to fall into a trance and feel the sensation of certain types of intercourse.
Comes in numerous flavors:
Fellatio Macchiato, Deepthroat Banana, Cunnilingus Caramel, Facesitting Fudge, Sixty Nine Salty Nougat, Bukkake Birthday Cake, French Vanilla Tickler, Edging Dark Chocolate, Pegging Peach, Almond Anilingus, Cookies and Cream Pie, Titjob Truffle, Kissing Kiwi, Tangy Gang Bang, and more.
Most flavors come in reciving and giving varieties. The trance is based on the consumer's personal attractions and orientation. The Shoppe is not responsible for threats to life, limb, and will.
Plenty of good puns here.

Overly Hypnotic Gem
This item isn't actually for sell. It was something we were forced to destroy. We theorize that this gem is so overly hypnotic that people might have starved to death staring at it. It'd be stupid of us to kill off our customers with such a wildly dangerous product.
Could have made it a bone as a Courage the Cowardly Dog reference

Hypnotic Swimsuits
This selection of enchanted female swimsuits can grant the wearer a hypnotic pair of breasts and/or ass. Or hypnotize the wearer. We bought these in bulk and the enchantments got mixed up during transit. If you're buying a two-piece suit, things got mixed up so badly that your swimsuit might make you hypnotic and hypnotized. The Shoppe is not responsible for threats to life, limb, and will.
Another language joke like the hypnotic lipstick

Knock Off Obey-Ban Sunglasses
These sunglasses are based on the Obey-Bans, but are knock offs with a completely different effect. Those entranced by these are disobedient and likely to do the opposite of what you tell them to. We suggest reverse psychology. The Shoppe is not responsible for threats to life, limb, and will.
Knock off of the Obey-Bans, causing a disobedient trance.

Hypnotic Smartphone of Vanity
This enchanted smartphone will hypnotize anyone who has their picture taken with it. Due to the phone's effect not being super strong, it has to be a close up picture, such as a selfie. This phone also compells the holder to take a selfie of themselves. The Shoppe is not responsible for threats to life, limb, and will.
My take on the hypnotic camera

Right. I keep getting these ideas, so I'm going to post more every few days. Got quite a few saved up for a fair amount of posts. Like 3 or 4.

Also to expand on the idea, I've been having more magical treat ideas, so consider the theme as cheap goods that are often openly defective and treats. Like a lot of stores having a section at check out that sells snacks and drinks.

So, I'll start with a themed set of 7. It's simply sinful.

The Sinful Seven: These seven pieces of jewelry have a quite sinful effect. But often times, these effects are meaningless. Warning: Do not wear more than one of these, the magic doesn't interact well and can have VERY chaotic effects. Ranging from petrification, corruption, purification, aurification, other things ending with 'tion', death, and more. You. Have. Been. Warned.

Earrings of Wrath: Induces an illogical hatred for the next person the wearer hears. Unfortunately, the magic deafens the wearer as well. The Shoppe is not responsible for threats to life, limb, and will.

Tiara of Pride: Causes the wearer to take extra pride in their abilities. But also curses them with severe bad luck in said abilities. The bad luck effect can make an expert worse than the most novice of novices. Said bad luck often ends up having a negative effect on confidence after the Tiara is removed. The Shoppe is not responsible for threats to life, limb, and will.

Ring of Envy: This emerald ring makes the wearer envious of anyone they make flesh and flesh contact with. The ring also makes the wearer a massive germaphobe, making said contact very unlikely to occur. The Shoppe is not responsible for threats to life, limb, and will.

Choker of Lust: This bejeweled collar makes the wearer feel a massive feeling of lust for the next person they see after putting it on. The choker also blinds the wearer and kills their sex drive until they see another person. The Shoppe is not responsible for threats to life, limb, and will.

Anklets of Sloth: This pair of twin Anklets makes the wearer fall into a lazy trance. The trance is suggestible, but the wearer will refuse to do anything they deem as being too straining, which is most things. The wearer will refuse to remove the anklets and will fight to keep them on if you try to physically for them to remove them. Said fighting is one of the few times where the user's laziness will stop. The Shoppe is not responsible for threats to life, limb, and will.

Brooch of Gluttony: This brooch causes the wearer to always feel hungry for sexual activity. The defect is that the appetite goes away when the brooch is removed, which tends to happen while the wearer is stripping down for sex. After the effect wears off, the wearer is left confused and with a temporarily muted libido. If the brooch isn't removed, the wearer is likely to keep going until they die, are entranced, or fall unconscious. Death by Snu Snu might occur. The Shoppe is not responsible for threats to life, limb, and will.

Bangles of Greed: These bangles make the wearer feel a greed for colorful objects. Unfortunately, they also make a wearer's vision go black and white. The wearer is also very lightly compelled to give away their less colorful belongings. The compulsion isn't enough to make these a good thieving tool. The Shoppe is not responsible for threats to life, limb, and will.

Another day, another addition. This time an expansion on the treats. Plus a treat you can grow.

Hypnotic Shroom Spores
This mixed bag of hypnotic mushroom spores grow random types of hypnotic mushrooms. The Shoppe is not responsible for threats to life, limb, and will.
- Parashrooms, which can control someone if they sprout on them and grow big enough. Grown using spores harvested from a Pokemon. Those infected with a Parashroom will have the urge to infect others with Parashroom spores. Fortunately, the urge is quite weak due to the Parashroom not being good at controlling humans. They have no effect on those who eat them and are quite tasty.
- These are meant to be the mushrooms found on Paras and Paraect.
- Hypno Shroom, enduces a berserker like trance in the one who eats this.
- Plants VS Zombies
- Lullshroom, a mushroom grown using spores from a Pokemon. This mushroom is very capable of inducing a deep hypnotic sleep, either with its light or spores. The Pokemon that the spores were harvested from were specially trained to be able to induce a hypnotic trance instead of just regular slumber. When consumed this mushroom is a potent sleeping drug.
- Morelull and Shiinotic mushrooms, altered due to both lacking the move Hypnosis
- Slave Cap, this extremely hypnotic mushshroom is NOT to be consumed lightly. Just a single bite will put someone into a deep hypnotic trance for weeks. Looks very similar to the Trance Cap.
- A mushroom based on the Death Cap
- Trance Cap, this safe to eat mushroom is delicious and induces a short trance that is good for stress relief. But beware, it looks very similar to the dangerous Slave Cap.
- A mushroom based on the Paddy Straw Mushroom, which looks similar to a Death Cap

Switch Mints
Temporarily makes a person more dominant or submissive. The mints are sold in packs of six, each pack has five submissive mints and one dominant mint. The mints look the same, so you don't know which is which. The Shoppe is not responsible for threats to life, limb, and will.
Basically a game of Russian Roulette with who will be a Sub and who will be a Dom.

Stage Ginger Snaps
These magical cookies cause the consumer of them to enact a classical stage show suggestion. One might act like a chicken, believe their shoe is a phone, become as stiff as a board, have their arm pulled up into the air by an invisble balloon, etc.
Classic stage hypnosis gags in a treat form. And a good pun with Snaps.

Rhyme Time Lime Candy
This candy makes the consumer unable to speak unless they make their words rhyme. It doesn't make a consumer more creative, so some people might be made mute by them. Effects last ten minutes per candy eaten.
Having fun with rhymes

Mime Time Slime Goo
This artifically created white with black specks liquid candy is enchanted to leap out at the face of the person who opens it. The magic in the liquid candy is only good enough for a single leap.
If the candy manages to get onto someone's face, that person's face will be stained by the goo and will look like they're wearing black and white mime make up. The person who got hit will be unable to speak and will be compelled to mime out what they want to say.
After staining the face of a person, the candy returns to its container, where it can be consumed later. If the candy misses, it still returns to the container.
The staining caused by the goo starts wearing off after thirty minutes and is completely worn off by forty minutes. If one needs to remove the stain early, it washes off with soap and water.
We recommend this product for a game of charades.
An item based a bit on HP's Chocolate Frogs

Nerdification Glasses that only cause the wearer to give really shitty takes on pop culture franchises.

Addendum:
Essence of Bimbo, A perfumed spray that doesn't do the full bodymod into a bimbo but instead imbues the target with one of the most essential aspects of being a 24/7 bimbo: back pain.