I can do better.

A recording of Mindwipe doing a dramatic reading of The Eye of Argon.

A recording of Mindwipe doing a dramatic reading of legolas by laura.

A recording of Mindwipe breathing into a microphone for an hour.

take all of my manips just make this happen

Yes...*fans self* does anyone else think that it's a bit hotter all of a sudden? >>

I guess I could also offer something small and simple related to programming, like a feature request on one of the things I've released here.

Or something for the site (like a user flair or something) if the admins would pussy up and get a forked repo already so we're not code-frozen on an abandoned repo where the guy doesn't even look at pull requests anymore because he's so busy on a rewrite.

Now it's, "Mindwipe breaths into a microphone for an hour while smooth jazz plays."

Or a recording of Mindwipe hypnotizing you.

Oh, shush. :P

You know we can't do that. We're the second-hand-but-still-official live test site for the software. It's part of our hosting contract. We can't really deviate too much from the base program.

Additions like Stemcell's Hoverzoom are fine, so long as they don't edit the existing base programming or interfere with its functionality in any way, which basically means that aesthetic changes are generally fine. But anything beyond that would invalidate our ability to rightly test the software.



I'll take all of your manips. :D

Ooh I didn't know there were devious machinations regarding hosting. Carry on, I approve heartily.

What about "admin for the day" as the grand prize? I see literally nothing that could go wrong with that.

*Swoons*

What would you do other than deleting pics and (in case of Vandrill) try to keep PHP from not going haywire?

Why would anyone want a recording of me doing anything? >_>



Sounds more like a punishment for losing.

Don't you pretend you don't know how sexy your voice is.

I think the site would just slowly rot away at someone else being at the helm.
Don't think the site takes other life energy other than Mindwipe's to power it.

Um...yeah that's it...

*hides the banhammer and bright orange and pink color scheme*

I really don't know. It's just that everyone here seems to treat your voice as sexier than sex, so I decided to play on that.

And in the case of the dramatic readings, I just like making people suffer.