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0 | 54584 | When I went to Nitori (Japanese furniture company), I knew they let you lie down on the beds to try them out, but it turns out you can also practice having sex on them! I told a cute store clerk "I don't have a partner", and she said "I can be your partner!" Talk about excellent service! | slipslideman | 2022-11-04 17:43:43 | Revert | |
0 | 54585 | Yes sir. If you'd like, I can be your partner. | slipslideman | 2022-11-04 17:44:52 | Revert | |
0 | 54586 | What do you think? This mattress is designed to adjust to the contours of your body. | slipslideman | 2022-11-04 17:45:51 | Revert | |
0 | 54587 | So even if you have sex in the cowgirl position, you won't hurt your hips or back. | slipslideman | 2022-11-04 17:46:42 | Revert |