My Tragic Story
Hello, friends. I'm going to tell you a tale. A tale of hardships! @_@ There I was...surfing the web on my ship, the USS Shitphone Express! I needed to find special upgrades and got intel from a mysterious, but enticing man named Googol. He led me to a place where old junk was given away. For countless hours I searched for the equipment. Just as I was about to give up... I found it. Was it a bird? Was it a plane? NO! It was an outdated, but still compatible IRC Client for the Shitphone Express! I was ready to launch! I configured everything precisely to make sure I hadn't been caught by Errorbots... <>_<> It ran smoothly...like I Can't Believe it's Not Butter... BUT OUT OF THE BLUE, I WAS BOMBARDED! FWOOSH! IT WAS THE EVIL SPACE PIRATE, ERRORBOT HTTP 400! I was shot down, and I lost power to my ship...and ended up back in Forumland with this problem...