Posted on 2024-10-16 12:52:27
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I once again thank Pol for indulging my very stupidest ideas.
OKAY, SO
A lot of Space Marine 2's story revolves around 'Project Aurora', a warp doohickey the boys in the Adeptus Mechanicus have welded together. Near the end of the game it falls into the hands of the sorcerer Imurah of the Thousand Sons, and this is bad! So you lead an operation to smash through the TSons blockade, massacre a bunch of their rubrics to secure a foothold on the planet Demerium, and then Titus hits us with

"We must move swiftly; while the enemy controls Aurora, the odds are not in our favour."

And uh
...apparently I'm thoroughly hypnohubpilled because my brain IMMEDIATELY went here.
So here it is; Aurora, under the control of the Thousand Sons!

Posted on 2024-10-16 14:34:26
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*Tosses an ancient Imperial battle barge towards the heretic*

"Knock knock, you red cyclop nerd simps!!!"

Posted on 2024-10-16 14:38:59
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Possibly the most clothed I've ever been in a pic

Posted on 2024-10-16 15:08:14
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Meanwhile now my mind immediately goes to her doing the splits standing on one foot as the alignment device you have to turn over to switch the device's mode XD

Posted on 2024-10-16 19:09:32
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Deepmindedninja, her doing a standing split and kinda mirroring the position of one of the thingies you have to turn would have been a good idea...
... unfortunately the genesis of this idea was fairly immediate and I stopped playing to blast this at Pol, and by the time the alignment devices came into play t'was already too late ^.^'

Posted on 2024-10-21 20:51:49
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Could we add a tag for chaos marines and thousand sons? (Since that guy is not a space marine, he aint no loyalist)