This is accurate.

Ew.

I'm amused that you don't deny it. :P

But ...you wrote it :\ xD

Sshhh. He will realize his folly and then we'll never figure out his plans.

Speech-to-text, my dear. It's the way of the future.
Well, until I get thought-to-text down.

while less primitive I usually just have an unwilling slave write my comments for me while I lounge. Pro tip the reason I don't letting slip my evil plans prematurely is <<xkcd.com/481/|I have her read them to me before she posts them>>, just in case I was absentmindedly talking to my self
It's the most brilliant idea ever... Wait a minuite


WTF did you do to me man?!?

BRILLIANT! I will designate one of my slaves to do this when I have one that's free!

Also, you're supposed to tell them to edit the posts before posting! You know, to avoid having your secrets revealed!



Oh, a little of this and a little of that. But isn't it more fun if you don't know? ;)

@.@ yess Vanndril it is fun if I don't know @.@

I'm starting to see why Vanndril just oozes.

forum #1856 we did talk about the hub having the capacity for janitors. This could be something that they handle.

Not my shift. Make Stem-Cell do it.

Seeing what's oozed, I'm afraid to send a roomba and see it come back re-programmed and with a blonde wig.

If it does, I'll take it into the back and teach it about its new role. Do we have to rock-paper-scissors for who cleans the ooze?

Please, guys. I can bathe. I know how, trust me.
Now where's the mud puddle...