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EoD

06/02/16 08:17AM

Evil Idea I came up with regarding video games

So me, my friend, and a group of his friends were in a PSN chat that was just...FILLED with porn. It somehow got to the point someone mentioned masturbating while playing a video game. My friend asked for my input and on the spot I came up with this idea:

Play Dark Souls (or your hard video game of choice) and every time you die you edge yourself. You're only allowed to cum once you've beaten a boss.

I actually got so curious I attempted it in PvP. I intentionally lost the first match to set myself on edge (hah, pun) and then...damn. I only made it a few rounds before I had to tap out.

DrgnmastrAlex

06/02/16 08:25AM

EoD said:
So me, my friend, and a group of his friends were in a PSN chat that was just...FILLED with porn. It somehow got to the point someone mentioned masturbating while playing a video game. My friend asked for my input and on the spot I came up with this idea:

Play Dark Souls (or your hard video game of choice) and every time you die you edge yourself. You're only allowed to cum once you've beaten a boss.

I actually got so curious I attempted it in PvP. I intentionally lost the first match to set myself on edge (hah, pun) and then...damn. I only made it a few rounds before I had to tap out.

That sounds pretty rough. I'll have to back down from that kind of challenge. >.o

skibidibap

06/02/16 09:40AM

That'll become the new youtube sensation.

"Death is CUMMING! - Wacky Whackoff Challenge (ft. Dark Souls 3) pt. 1/297"

bullet

06/02/16 10:14AM

skibidibap said:
That'll become the new youtube sensation.

"Death is CUMMING! - Wacky Whackoff Challenge (ft. Dark Souls 3) pt. 1/297"

why do i feel like anything less than 400 parts is low-balling it?

Pinkanator

06/02/16 11:55AM

Someone call DarkSydePhil.

Imasuky

06/02/16 12:15PM

I'll stick to the drinking game version.

No1

06/02/16 06:09PM

i will try those japanese games with spaceships on arcade.

Mindwipe

06/02/16 10:36PM

Mmm... no thanks. I get fucked by Dark Souls enough as it is.

Pinkanator

06/03/16 02:36AM

ZeldaIsHot said:
is that healthy?

Playing regular Dark Souls isn't healthy.

If I want to dodge roll away from abominations, I'll stick to my niche Vita exclusives.

Mindwipe

06/03/16 03:04AM

Pinkanator said:
Playing regular Dark Souls isn't healthy.

If I want to dodge roll away from abominations, I'll stick to my niche Vita exclusives.

WAT R U CASUL?

Pinkanator

06/03/16 03:39AM

Mindwipe said:
WAT R U CASUL?

but its good though theres a talking book and a super evil demon arm

(Seriously though, Soul Sacrifice, and it's update, Soul Sacrifice Delta, is a great game. I've poured hours into it. I think it's like my... 6th? Most played game ever. It's more Monster Hunter than Dark Souls, but the world, lore and tone gives a lot of Dark Souls. The lore itself is really worth reading. Every boss monster, (of which there are many) has a perverse parable, and they all have great designs. (Except blob monsters who you fight far too often) If you're one of the few who still owns a Vita (RIP Pinkanator's Vita 2012-2016), I'd really, really recommend it. The ultimate omega hyper bosses had one of the most intense battles I'd ever dealt with, and the Prince of Cats was one of the most fun. 100% recommendation.

EoD

06/03/16 04:17AM

Pinkanator said:
but its good though theres a talking book and a super evil demon arm

(Seriously though, Soul Sacrifice, and it's update, Soul Sacrifice Delta, is a great game. I've poured hours into it. I think it's like my... 6th? Most played game ever. It's more Monster Hunter than Dark Souls, but the world, lore and tone gives a lot of Dark Souls. The lore itself is really worth reading. Every boss monster, (of which there are many) has a perverse parable, and they all have great designs. (Except blob monsters who you fight far too often) If you're one of the few who still owns a Vita (RIP Pinkanator's Vita 2012-2016), I'd really, really recommend it. The ultimate omega hyper bosses had one of the most intense battles I'd ever dealt with, and the Prince of Cats was one of the most fun. 100% recommendation.

Soul Sacrifice is the reason I got a Vita. It's an amazing fucking game. However if forced to choose I'd go with Dark Souls because as much as I love SS's combat system, DS's feels tighter.

Pinkanator

06/03/16 04:51AM

EoD said:
Soul Sacrifice is the reason I got a Vita. It's an amazing fucking game. However if forced to choose I'd go with Dark Souls because as much as I love SS's combat system, DS's feels tighter.

Thing is, my Vita crapped out me... RIGHT AS I GOT P4G FOR FUCKS SAKE OH WELL GUESS THE FATES DONT WANT ME TO PLAY THAT

Mindwipe

06/03/16 05:58AM

Pinkanator said:
Thing is, my Vita crapped out me... RIGHT AS I GOT P4G FOR FUCKS SAKE OH WELL GUESS THE FATES DONT WANT ME TO PLAY THAT

Play the PS2 version instead.

strangeperson

06/03/16 10:24AM

Dark Souls honestly isn't that hard of a game. It's just strict.