Intercepted Call Transcript Obtained by 6th Division Investigators, 04/25/20XX

????: Yeeeess?

Kirumi: Good evening. I was calling to confirm that the infiltration was a success. The target has been acquired.

????: What what~? Really~? You managed to conquer even that girl, now? You're on a hot streak!

Kirumi: Yes. It was actually quite simple. Infiltrating her staff was not difficult all, considering I had successfully involved myself with one of her servants. And in the end, her weakness towards vampire servants extended to those of the same sex, contrary to her disclosure previously.

????: Wooooow...As expected of the Ultimate Maid.. To think you were able to even accomplish that much... Your work ethic sure is frightening!

Kirumi: Once I have committed to give my all, I must fulfill that duty... Is what I would normally say, but in honesty this was more recreation than duty...Kukuku...

????: Oh~?

Kirumi: Crushing such weak-willed and wealthy shut-ins is a hopeless thrill of mine, of course. An Ultimate who's only talent is gambling is nothing more than a target... Don't you agree~?

????: Well well, it's her own fault for isolating herself and going it alone after the Killing Game was so rudely interrupted, she really should have gotten protection...

Kirumi: Precisely. But in the end, she's nothing but a lying cow. And lying cows don't get anything. They do not even get to speak. They only get to moo... Is that not correct, Taeko Yasuhiro?

** mooing noise is heard in the background **

????: Hahahaha! She actually mooed!!! What did you do to her?!

Kirumi: I merely made her remember her true self. Nothing more. Anyways, I am afraid I must cut this short as it is time for tea, and my cow must make preparations. After all, she will need to prepare my Royal Milk Tea by boiling her milk with the tea leaves herself, and I do not trust her to operate a stove in her condition, currently. After all, it can be difficult for bovines to manage such complex tasks... But I want her to learn as best she can.

** A louder mooing sound is heard in the background **

????: Upupupupu... So despairing of you!!! Oh, and do ensure that all the funds and assets are transferred over by tomorrow, okay~?

Kirumi: Of course. Farewell for now.

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