I want to become Do Not Post, because I don't feel like my content has a space here anymore.

You must find the Jade Monkey... before the next full moon.

Jokes aside, you can either:
- Send a Poke in the "Poke a Mod" topic in this forum
- Send a PM to one of the mods: I did this way for a couple of times, and the mod was very helpful.

A DM has already been sent.