Mindcollector13 said:
Hello hello!

Here I am again with another BlueBullPen piece! This time featuring Loona from Helluva Boss. (If you haven't watched it, it comes highly recommend by me).

Aaaand as per the usual, here's a story for you!



I huffed as I plopped down in my seat, looking over my paperwork.

“Stolas and Blitzø are great and all but I really REALLY wish Stolas would take that stupid book back. I’m getting really sick of cleaning up the messes that Blitzø and his crew leave behind…”

I turned around, seeing the… Unfortunate state of my home after a bit of a struggle with I.M.P.

“... Or honestly if Stolas would give them a list of who gets diplomatic immunity. I get that they got paid a lot to try to kill me but St. Peter’s balls man… Did they have to blow up my office?”

I looked over my now scattered paperwork, before throwing up my handsome defeat.

“Fuck it. Stolas caused this… Sort of. So he can wait on my reports”

I stood from my chair…. Which immediately collapsed behind me… And made my way into the rest of my home. I got myself a margarita and sat on my now severed-in-half couch to watch some TV and eventually…

I nodded off.

I woke around midnight to the sound of my doorknob jiggling. Quickly rising to my feet,
I rushed back into my office, rifling through my desk drawers

“Did he SERIOUSLY come back?! Does he not know what ‘diplomatic immunity’ means?!” I grumbled to myself, before putting my nice little curio box up on a shelf to rifle through.

“Come on come on…. My revolver is in here somewh--”

A loud crack pierced the room as the door behind me was sundered in half. I didn't turn around as I simply sighed.

“Blitzø. I thought we made this clear. I have diplomatic immunity and--”

“Yeah. I don’t really care.” a feminine voice called out from behind me.

I was curious. I felt my eyebrow immediately raise as I started to turn around.

“No. No moving.” she snapped “I cannot BELIEVE that da-- I mean… that Blitzø somehow managed to fuck up killing you.”

“Right. So about that. I have diplomatic immunity which means--”

“Yeah yeah. I heard. Do you KNOW how much we’re getting paid for you?”

I pondered a moment

“If it’s anything under a million, I’m insulted.”

I could practically hear her roll her eyes.

“Look. We need the money. So Stolas can deal with the fallout. Sorry”

I heard a gun click and smiled. I knew who this was. Or, at least, I assumed so based on what she said. Blitzø’s hot, adopted, Hell Hound daughter.

And I had just the thing.

As the gun clicked, I grabbed something from my drawer and spun around, narrowly dodging the bullet as a spiked collar went launching towards her, and locking around her neck

“H-hey! What the hell is this?!” she snarled as she dropped her weapon, her hands reaching for the collar… but finding herself unable to even touch it.

She gritted her teeth as red and white spirals began to swirl in her eyes

“C...caaaaan’t… th...think…” she groaned, seeming as though she had a pretty powerful headache before….

*ping*

She stood there, stiff as a board, spirals twisting and turning in her eyes, a big smile on her face.

“Perfect. So, what’s your name dear?”

“Loona” she said, the smile never leaving her lips

“Well, Loona… I need you to do something for me…”

I grabbed a camera and held it up.

“Alright… now I need some material for Stolas to uh… well, just tell me exactly why you’re here”

Loona, still smiling, looked right into the camera

“I came here to kill this man”

“And did you know I have immunity?”

“I did”

“And you did this under orders from Blitzø?”

“No. I chose to do this” she finished

“Perfect. This should be enough to ensure I can keep you. At least for a time. I think Stolas should agree that you remaining here is a fitting punishment. Now…” I began, looking her over “What to do with you?”
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I came home from work just like every day, opening the door and letting my briefcase fall to the floor and flopping onto the couch

“Ugh… why do I have so many incompetent employees” I sighed to myself. And as I said this I heard a little jingle from the kitchen, followed by the tapping of claws on the floor.

Looking towards the door, I saw Loona come bolting out on all fours, a big smile on her face and her tongue, and tits, hanging down, with her only remaining clothing being her collar.

She skidded to a halt in front of me, panting.

“Arf! Arf!” she exclaimed, her tail swinging back and forth.

“That’s a good girl” I mused as I grabbed her ear, beginning to rub it. Her eyes closed as her foot began to thump on the floor. I let her go before relaxing back on the couch, closing my eyes.

“Hmm….hmmmmmm…” she whined, putting her hand up on my leg. I looked back down at her. Despite the spirals, I could still see her giving me the proverbial ‘puppy dog eyes’.

“What, Loona?” I asked “Does the doggy want a bone?”

Her face immediately lit up as she began barking and scampering in a circle.

I smiled as I dropped my pants around my legs. Her eyes immediately fixated onto my crotch as she came thundering back over, climbing up on top of me.

“Huh… I guess I am one of those ‘freaks’ Blitzø always complains about… ah well.”



Hope you guys enjoyed! I’ve got another from BBP coming soon so stay tuned!