Posted on 2022-01-07 11:10:45
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I admit, this is a fresh take.

Posted on 2022-01-07 11:19:59
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It...shouldn't be. They've been at this since to late 80s/early 90s. They have been through the wringer in terms of porn, hypnosis, and corruption stories.

Part of me wants them to just start chatting from here on.

"Wait-a sentient PORN site? What was it even trying to do, then?"

Posted on 2022-01-07 11:24:53
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Someone else probably has done it at some point or other.

But hey, if they have I've not seen it. So I might as well have a go at it, right?

Posted on 2022-01-07 11:47:49
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Have sex, in front of a paying audience. What else would it be doing?

For real though that idea has been sitting in the back of my head since I thought of it, and I really want to write that now. If anyone else wants a crack at that, go for it - just make sure to send me the link!

Posted on 2022-01-07 14:16:32
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Okay I need to see where this is going, this shit is gonna be funny as hell.

Posted on 2022-01-07 15:38:17
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They're self aware!

Posted on 2022-01-07 16:31:03
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Since I'm imagining this being said in Usagi's Japanese voice, I'm like "they should've included hamsters"

Posted on 2022-01-07 18:31:29
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Makes sense, given Ami is a closet pervert.

Posted on 2022-01-07 19:12:45
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Seconded.

Posted on 2022-01-08 01:37:53
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"Wait-a sentient PORN site? What was it even trying to do, then?"

"Well, it was effectively a means to auto-generate 'real-world-type' content. Massage parlours, in the street, in parks...all the regular scenarios, as well as the 'porn world' type things in movies where people go at it so easily and not even for any money."

"And the content was...is...going where?"

"Wherever. The site that the content went to is transmitting both to places on this planet, to other planets in the universe, and into other dimensions, even other times. We're not quite sure where the makers originate-they might even keep moving, or it could be a relic from something that doesn't exist anymore, or doesn't actually exist yet....time travel is weird. And you can imagine other sites are filching that original content and displaying it themselves."

"They got much?"

"Some. I'm sure there's a verse where it did infect the entire planet like it wanted, but it's not this one. I think. Probably entire universes under it's sway somewhere out there, all for pleasing the people of still other universes..."