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>> #494974
Posted on 2023-01-03 13:50:21
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Trippy: this is totally on point XD

Rubo
>> #494975
Posted on 2023-01-03 14:10:18
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is it even possible for superman to gain weight? I'd assume it is, but he'd probably burn it off insanely quick tbh

StringMaster
>> #494977
Posted on 2023-01-03 14:20:51
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ahh, classy superdickery

Anonymous
>> #494984
Posted on 2023-01-03 18:37:35
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This exact scenario was in a Goosebumps CYA book, except it was a leprechaun mind controlling everyone to eat cheeri-os or something. I never really understood the appeal, but fetish is as fetish does.

Bitesthedust
>> #494992
Posted on 2023-01-03 19:25:37
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Superman has the earliest form of clickbait.

Megaguardain
>> #494999
Posted on 2023-01-03 21:27:48
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The Silver Age of Comics was weirder than I thought...

AnonymousBrainwash
>> #495005
Posted on 2023-01-03 22:51:41
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I am low-key vibing with Superman here.

Eye candy is nice and all, but I have no desire to actually sexually interact with them. It is too much work in my eyes.

I would however very much enjoy them serving me, such as getting me lots of delicious food.

pokemongirl
>> #495037
Posted on 2023-01-04 01:36:35
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M Pol did this in response to Wondy Manip and a homage to Superman doing this on a silver age cover but with burgers instead of hotdogs lol

Haiden_is_a_Trap
>> #495337
Posted on 2023-01-06 11:10:13
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@ Anon about the Goosebumps book, I feel like you may be misremembering some details. I literally just did the biggest deep dive and reading through the book to find the right path to check this. This is in the CYOA book "The Jungle of Doom". The leprechaun, Cromby, does hypnotize the reader's character, but there's nothing about cheerios. Instead this whole subplot they're trying to get 3 gold pieces for plot reasons and Cromby challenges you to Goosebumps trivia (literally couldn't make this up if I tried) to get the gold pieces, and in one of the endings he hypnotizes the reader into being his slave forever. The weird thing is, in the book Cromby is a troll, not a leprechaun, but there's a couple other Goosebumps mediums including a one of the video games where he appears and in every other incarnation is referred to as a leprechaun. Since I can't find any details of those so can't confirm or deny, maybe you're remembering one of those appearances and conflating the stories?

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