Posted on 2023-03-30 18:42:42
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Part 6 in a silly series centered around naked dogeza. Find the rest collected over at "Pools".

Posted on 2023-03-31 05:51:42
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Unique take on this one, so the MC died?

Posted on 2023-03-31 15:41:05
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Well, at least she's polite out loud.

Posted on 2023-03-31 16:13:18
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@reepost Yup. Karmic retribution for a reprehensible life. Or perhaps he just forgot to look both ways before crossing the street.

@alalap The goddess is a wholesome cinnamon roll.

Posted on 2023-04-01 06:12:01
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@WMIX
Karmic Retribution is about to strike him again with what he's about to do lmao

Posted on 2023-04-01 15:02:00
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@WMTX If MC is dead, who is going to take care of all his brainwashed slaves? Poor girls must be so lonely.

Posted on 2023-04-01 17:32:51
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Well, there's a goddess now, he can probably return

Posted on 2023-04-02 00:55:05
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@CorruptLight A real tragedy, indeed! And after he went through so much trouble to aid the girls to become better versions of themselves. Well, as shown in his encounter with the goddess, our valiant protag is at least a real lemons-into-lemonade kind of person.

Posted on 2023-10-12 08:08:02
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Transcript:
"Well met, Hero of Heroes!" (Geh! Another dud worthless 1-star roll on the Hero Gacha! How can Ia bonafide goddess-suffer such lousy luck?!)
"You are the chosen Hero, summoned to rid the peaceful lands under my dominion of the menace of the Demon King." (Pfft! Like I'd trust this fat loser to handle an important task like that. This gormless idiot will be monster chow within ten minutes of his reincarnation!)
"Indeed, my champion, this is your afterlife. You were a precious and kind soul, much beloved as you lived, and now grieved by many." (That's what they all like to hear, isn't it? Like I'd bother reading this wobbly porkrind's Hero File! Probably another jobless nobody who ate a faceful of truck...)
"As a parting gift, before you set out on most blessed of quests, you-" (Hurry up! Shoo shoo! Get going already so I can get back to rolling again! Need to get my hands on-and thighs wrapped arounda real hunk of a hero. Bring on some bulging muscles, chiseled jaws and six-packs! After enduring this rotund eyesore and his bulbous form, a hot himbo or two is the least I deserve! Oh yes, mama's got a good feeling about my upcoming roll! Gonna luck out and get me some burly slab of a beefcake and-)
"H-huh? You are curious as to why you can 'see' my name and level? O-oh, brave Hero, all chosen champions are bestowed with 'Scan', a most rudimentary skill." (How can you not even know something as basic as that, Baconchops?! Man, talk about being a provincial, country bumpkin ignoramus! Are you sure you're a 1-star hero, Flabby? Honestly, wouldn't be surprised if you're the first 0-star I've had the misfortune to encounter... Ahh, stick to the script Celestina..! Stick to the script! Soon, I'll be able to cleanse my palate!)