Posted on 2023-10-12 08:09:34
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"*Ahem!* Now then, before I send you onto your destiny, you may choose a divine artifact to bring with you. Do you perchance wish to wield the fabled Sword of Tempests? Mayhap you dare try unravel and tame the hidden magick of the Orb of Obfuscation? (Just hurry up and take one of the two useless trinkets and get going! Leave! Scram! Go get dissolved by some Lvl 1 Slime Goblin, won't you, you walking ham?!)
"O-oh? You desire an item from your mortal life? 'The Naked Dogeza Stone'. Hrmm, that is a bit of an orthodox request, but I-almighty Goddess Celestina will grant it, you sucke- *ahem!* Hero!" (Hells yeah! Take your worthless memorabilia 'Earth' junk and leave my precious stuff alone!)
"Please accept the tool you requested, dear Hero. Take my hand and allow me-" (Ewww..! So gross! My sisters must never know I needed to touch this swine's filthy trotters! Well, at least-)
"Nhh..? K-kyaaah! What're you d-doing, you revolting mortal f-filth?! U-unhand m-me t-this instant! I'm sacred!! A... g-goddess..! W-what's..? S-something's... it's... umm, w-wrong... you... what did you... do..?"